Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
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10-11-2014, 04:58 PM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
If you look at each part of the M, you can clearly see that these are nails and there are three, just like the Roman nails that were driven into jesus on the T. And the Roman M also means 1000.
1000 is 10x10x10 - One nail One hole x One nail One hole x One nail One hole

So every time you drink a Monster, you are driving nails into jesus

M- nails
O- holes
N- number of nails
S- satan
T- the (crux commissa)
E- an M turned counter clockwise 90 degrees as you drink it
R-really scary when you think about it and put aside all rational thought.

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10-11-2014, 05:11 PM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
OH MY g-a-a-a-w-w-w-d-d-d!!!!

Not the F word!!!

How. Completely. E-e-e-e-e-v-i-i-i-i-l-l-l!!! Gasp

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10-11-2014, 06:11 PM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
I just saw this on the athiest facebook page.

Why do these people spend so much time trying their hardest to find the tiniest look alike symbol hidden in things so they can throw the "Satan" label on it?






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10-11-2014, 07:02 PM
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(10-11-2014 04:22 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  ... because he wasn't worthy of being killed in the same way as Jesus.

That was one of the things that, as a little Catholic boy, I didn't get why those naughty Satanists were using it.
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10-11-2014, 07:34 PM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
It must be.. since he's pissed off at Hermes for creating Red Bull

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10-11-2014, 07:36 PM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
If you are the one being nailed to.....anything, it's unlikely that you get to choose the orientation.

"If you could tilt me to the side to show others I got swag, that would be great"

Do people still use swag ?

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11-11-2014, 12:49 AM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
Can you see this?
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11-11-2014, 12:57 AM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
(11-11-2014 12:49 AM)charles.e.taylor2 Wrote:  Can you see this?

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11-11-2014, 12:59 AM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
(10-11-2014 07:36 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  If you are the one being nailed to.....anything, it's unlikely that you get to choose the orientation.

"If you could tilt me to the side to show others I got swag, that would be great"
Well getting crucified upside down is significantly worse than being crucified right way up. One of the reasons crucifixion sucks so much is because it pulls your torso forwards. Makes it difficult to breath so you need to expend effort, pull yourself into a more upright position, to breath at all. (If you've noticed a block at Jesus's feet on crucifixes. That's what that's for.)

Paul: Probably fictional (apparently) but if the dude you're executing asks you to do it in a way that's worse for him, at no extra effort on your part when you already hate the apostate fuck and you're a violent iron age bastard.

Wouldn't you do it?
(10-11-2014 07:36 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Do people still use swag ?
I think so. I know "Swagger" is still a thing and I use "Swag" occasionally.
(11-11-2014 12:49 AM)charles.e.taylor2 Wrote:  Can you see this?
Yes. Why?

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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11-11-2014, 03:36 AM
RE: Monster energy drinks: Work of satan?
A chick-fil-a sandwich and a monster drink and I have the eternal battle playing out in my gut.

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