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18-03-2016, 06:03 PM
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
HaVE yOU EvERR notiCED??????

LDS is LSD spelled sideways.......


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18-03-2016, 06:10 PM
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
(18-03-2016 05:47 PM)Sam Wrote:  Mormons eh?

So that's why its so fucking expensive to join.

You know, Sam. You look a little like The Dude. Consider Are you still looking for your rug?

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18-03-2016, 06:15 PM
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
(18-03-2016 06:10 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 05:47 PM)Sam Wrote:  Mormons eh?

So that's why its so fucking expensive to join.

You know, Sam. You look a little like The Dude. Consider Are you still looking for your rug?

I hate to disappoint, but my profile pic is actually Donald Sutherland.




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18-03-2016, 06:21 PM
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
Can I petition The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to baptize my sorry atheist ass posthumously? 'Cause that'd be cool.

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18-03-2016, 06:30 PM
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Mormons baptizing dead people? Consider

Arrogant and presumptuous, but utterly silly. Fuckin' Morons. Facepalm

No one should get their panties in a twist over this, just mock and ridicule the LDS. Yes

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18-03-2016, 06:40 PM (This post was last modified: 18-03-2016 06:49 PM by god has no twitter account.)
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
The only reason that they are baptising the dead is because no one is fuckin' stupid enough to join and get baptised whilst they are still alive.

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18-03-2016, 06:58 PM
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(18-03-2016 06:30 PM)Chas Wrote:  Mormons baptizing dead people? Consider

Arrogant and presumptuous, but utterly silly. Fuckin' Morons. Facepalm

No one should get their panties in a twist over this, just mock and ridicule the LDS. Yes

They were baptising dead Jewish Holocaust victims a few years ago and got some of the surviving family members pretty hopping mad. Mormons look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth but they're really jerks with a lot of nerve.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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18-03-2016, 07:32 PM
Mormon baptising the dead
As a fellow Dudeist priest, I uh... what day is it?

For me, I don't like it. But they're not pissing on my rug for now. Some days it makes me want to go all Walter but not today.
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18-03-2016, 08:22 PM
RE: Mormon baptising the dead
(18-03-2016 06:58 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 06:30 PM)Chas Wrote:  Mormons baptizing dead people? Consider

Arrogant and presumptuous, but utterly silly. Fuckin' Morons. Facepalm

No one should get their panties in a twist over this, just mock and ridicule the LDS. Yes

They were baptising dead Jewish Holocaust victims a few years ago and got some of the surviving family members pretty hopping mad. Mormons look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth but they're really jerks with a lot of nerve.

Its only to be expected from any organization or group that claims moral superiority... Its a license to be an interfering, meddling arsehole.

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18-03-2016, 08:53 PM
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(18-03-2016 03:37 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Follow the procedure.




I was SO gonna post that had you not! Tongue

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