Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
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19-04-2016, 05:45 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 05:28 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 05:04 PM)DerFish Wrote:  I think most people start masturbating long before becoming adults consenting or otherwise.

Oh I meant sex is between consenting adults, as far as masturbation it's just one person by themselves. I read a quote from a Mormon Youtube video that said "Masturbation is self rape." I don't see how this is possible, if you don't want to touch yourself, just don't. If you can't control it I guess it's time to go the hospital or consider an exorcism.
You didn't know? John Smith was a huge wanker.
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19-04-2016, 05:56 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 04:09 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  I mean internet porn can definitely fuck with a young'ns mind. Did I really need to be seeing chicks get anal creampies, fart out the semen into a wine glass, drink it, then mouth swap it with another chick while kissing, when I was 11? Probably

You were watching chicks do this? Noob.

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19-04-2016, 05:57 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 04:37 PM)Dom Wrote:  I think there should be a law that everyone should masturbate at least once a day.

The world would be a much better place. Tongue

what if you are an amputee and have no hands? or are paralyzed? can i get a state appointed masturbation handler?
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19-04-2016, 06:10 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 05:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 04:37 PM)Dom Wrote:  I think there should be a law that everyone should masturbate at least once a day.

The world would be a much better place. Tongue

what if you are an amputee and have no hands? or are paralyzed? can i get a state appointed masturbation handler?

Of course! Tongue

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19-04-2016, 06:17 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
Fuck the Mormons. Porn is the best thing ever invented !

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19-04-2016, 06:32 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
I think I read in the Book of Moron that 'wankers gotta wank.'

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19-04-2016, 06:53 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation.
What do you guys think about publicly-funded libraries blocking porn sites?
Government censorship, or no?

I mean, most libraries I've seen have their computers in plain sight, where anyone can just walk past and see what you're doing. It's technically a public space, the same public space where you're not allowed to whip out your dick and start waving it in other people's faces Laugh out load

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19-04-2016, 07:01 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 06:53 PM)cactus Wrote:  What do you guys think about publicly-funded libraries blocking porn sites?
Government censorship, or no?

I mean, most libraries I've seen have their computers in plain sight, where anyone can just walk past and see what you're doing. It's technically a public space, the same public space where you're not allowed to whip out your dick and start waving it in other people's faces Laugh out load

Libraries have children in attendance. No porn. Private spaces only whether you play or just watch.

Even though I live in a bible thumping state they wouldn't allow preaching videos broadcast in the library either. So there's that.

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19-04-2016, 07:25 PM
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(19-04-2016 05:28 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  I read a quote from a Mormon Youtube video that said "Masturbation is self rape."

Another fascinating term invented by people who didn't know what the words meant.

Just when you thought that the religious crazies couldn't get much nuttier.

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19-04-2016, 07:29 PM
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(19-04-2016 06:53 PM)cactus Wrote:  What do you guys think about publicly-funded libraries blocking porn sites?

I think that it does an admirable job of keeping the creepiest of the creepies shut up in their parents' basements. I simply can't imagine public porn terminals going any place good.

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