Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
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19-04-2016, 07:31 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 04:09 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  I mean internet porn can definitely fuck with a young'ns mind. Did I really need to be seeing chicks get anal creampies, fart out the semen into a wine glass, drink it, then mouth swap it with another chick while kissing, when I was 11? Probably not but dammit if anyone was gonna' stop me, for I was an 11 year-old with unlimited internet access.
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No internet when I was 11. You just had to go to the right parties.

(19-04-2016 04:23 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  ...
Wow that's just so awful, when did breasts become indecent and solely for sexual pleasure? They are literally only there for feeding babies that's their function!
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I stand for the right for breasts to be figurative! Angry

(19-04-2016 06:10 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 05:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what if you are an amputee and have no hands? or are paralyzed? can i get a state appointed masturbation handler?

Of course! Tongue

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I'm worried about unemployment and trickle down economics in this region.

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19-04-2016, 07:39 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 07:29 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 06:53 PM)cactus Wrote:  What do you guys think about publicly-funded libraries blocking porn sites?

I think that it does an admirable job of keeping the creepiest of the creepies shut up in their parents' basements. I simply can't imagine public porn terminals going any place good.

Public porn places: are there any left? Used to be XXX movie houses but I haven't seen any in many years. Some porn shops have booths or some sleazy places, glory holes. I don't really know what's out there.

I do remember the drive-in movie down the road from my house growing up was bought out by a guy who showed porn after 10:30. We lived in the country. You could hear it from my house but the woods kept you from seeing it. My bff and I snuck out her window one night and cut through the woods to see what was going on. We sat on the hill above it and watched for better part of an hour. We were about 12 or 13. Funny watching 40ft wide, 20ft tall boobs bouncing to the music.

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19-04-2016, 07:43 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
Who would want to get aroused in public anyway? That just sounds... awkward. I guess some people are into that, though.

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19-04-2016, 07:53 PM (This post was last modified: 19-04-2016 07:56 PM by Reltzik.)
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 06:53 PM)cactus Wrote:  What do you guys think about publicly-funded libraries blocking porn sites?
Government censorship, or no?

I mean, most libraries I've seen have their computers in plain sight, where anyone can just walk past and see what you're doing. It's technically a public space, the same public space where you're not allowed to whip out your dick and start waving it in other people's faces Laugh out load

Here's my position on the subject. (NO. NO "position" puns.)

It's perfectly fine for public libraries, under the purview of the state, to block and remove all material with significant amounts of sexually obscene content.

THIS IS A PACKAGE DEAL. If you remove anything that meets this standard, you must remove EVERYTHING that meets this standard.

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19-04-2016, 08:23 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 05:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what if you are an amputee and have no hands? or are paralyzed? can i get a state appointed masturbation handler?

That's when you find out who your friends are...

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19-04-2016, 08:32 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 08:23 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 05:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what if you are an amputee and have no hands? or are paralyzed? can i get a state appointed masturbation handler?

That's when you find out who your friends are...

Hmmmm... I wonder... would I need start up money and a license for this venture?

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19-04-2016, 08:35 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
Quote:SALT LAKE CITY — Utah became the first state in the country to declare pornography a public health crisis, and called on the industry and businesses Tuesday to help keep "evil, degrading, addictive" materials away from children.

Gov. Gary Herbert signed a resolution the state Legislature unanimously passed earlier this year calling for education, prevention, research and policy changes to address the pornography "epidemic...

Alternate headline: Mormons take matters in hand to end masturbatory menace.

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Mormon Masturbation Moratorium

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19-04-2016, 08:39 PM
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(19-04-2016 04:09 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Also your link doesn't support that which is leveraged in your title. None of the dialogue therein suggests that this has anything to do with mormons warring against masturbation.

SALT LAKE CITY — Utah became the first state in the country to declare pornography a public health crisis, and called on the industry and businesses Tuesday to help keep "evil, degrading, addictive" materials away from children.

Gov. Gary Herbert signed a resolution the state Legislature unanimously passed earlier this year calling for education, prevention, research and policy changes to address the pornography "epidemic."

"We realize this is a bold assertion," the governor said, acknowledging some would disagree that it has become a health crisis. "It is, in fact, the full-fledged truth."

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19-04-2016, 09:01 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
How do they know of this epidemic ?
More golden tablets in the back yard ?
Angel Moroni talking, finally ?
Prophets wacking off in the temple ?

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19-04-2016, 09:03 PM
RE: Mormons Declare War On Masturbation. Porn is apparently at epidemic levels in Utah.
(19-04-2016 08:39 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(19-04-2016 04:09 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Also your link doesn't support that which is leveraged in your title. None of the dialogue therein suggests that this has anything to do with mormons warring against masturbation.

SALT LAKE CITY — Utah became the first state in the country to declare pornography a public health crisis, and called on the industry and businesses Tuesday to help keep "evil, degrading, addictive" materials away from children.

Gov. Gary Herbert signed a resolution the state Legislature unanimously passed earlier this year calling for education, prevention, research and policy changes to address the pornography "epidemic."

"We realize this is a bold assertion," the governor said, acknowledging some would disagree that it has become a health crisis. "It is, in fact, the full-fledged truth."

I read it before I posted. Twice. Thanks.

Porn =/= masturbation. Saying, "porn is bad for youth" is not equivalent to saying, "masturbating is bad, period. Also I'm mormom and this affects my opinion on this."
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