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05-11-2016, 09:57 PM
RE: Morondog's What the F@%k Thread
I'll look up some funny pics later, but right now I've got a lot on my plate.
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05-11-2016, 11:08 PM
RE: Morondog's What the F@%k Thread
Fork you!

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06-11-2016, 12:45 AM
RE: Morondog's What the F@%k Thread
Ha! I missed MD's birthday?

I'm a forking idiot.

Happy birthday Morondog. Smile

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06-11-2016, 09:15 AM
RE: Morondog's What the F@%k Thread
SPOONING......it really isn't what you guys think it is. I read this in a history book about 15 years ago and it's fascinating! It comes from Wales. I'll just copy and paste this.

How The Fork is Spooning a Wales Tradition?

Wales is also famous for it's "love spoons". Sounds a little kinky, don't you think? Sorry to disappoint you, it's not kinky, it's an old courtship tradition in Wales. And no, they don't spank each other with spoons. This tradition is even older.

Wood Carving and Wales

The Welsh have been famous for their wood carvings since medieval times. Many cathedrals hold testiment to the skill of the Welsh in the form of carved "rood screens". These intricately carved screens were both a symbolic and physical barrier that separated the domain of the priests (the sanctuary) from that of the masses (the nave). The holes allowed the ordinary people to see into the priests' world and granted them a limited access into the spiritual realm.

Wood carving was an exhalted talent in Wales. The best carvers were excellent providers for their families. I am not sure exactly who started the tradition of carving love spoons, but once started it caught on like a wild fire. Soon young men throughout Wales were carving spoons to win the love of that special someone.

Welsh Love Spoons

I know what you are thinking, how does a spoon win the love of a maiden? Well, the Welsh love spoons were not just any old spoon pumped out by a factory. They were hand carved pieces of art. Young men would spend months carving their spoons, the more intricate, the better. Tradition tells that if the woman of their desires accepted the spoon, the two were then acknowledged as a couple by society.


So now you know how "spooning" started and you can amaze your family and friends with your knowledge. Big Grin

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06-11-2016, 09:48 AM
RE: Morondog's What the F@%k Thread
(05-11-2016 11:08 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Fork you!

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We have a fork that looks like the right hand of that pic. It came with a jar of olives and is used to pick them out of the jar.
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06-11-2016, 09:52 AM
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06-11-2016, 11:27 AM
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Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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06-11-2016, 11:30 AM
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