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11-03-2013, 10:48 AM
RE: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done
(10-03-2013 09:28 PM)Peanut Wrote:  
(10-03-2013 04:48 PM)kellyrm Wrote:  I embarrass myself on a daily basis. Yesterday at work I was walking from behind the desk into the front lobby where the bathroom is and as I walked around the corner I tripped....wait for it....over a fukn midget. A person...really small person. I fell to the ground and thought it was a kid. So I began to rub her head and apologize until she looks up at me with her obviously adult face and tells me to get the hell off of her. God I hope she never comes back. After collecting myself, I stand up to realize EVERYONE in the building is looking at me in disbelief as I walk shamelessly to the bathroom.
My face got red just reading that. That would be horrible!
I'm glad you got a good laugh out of it...I'm sure I will start laughing anytime I ever see another little person. Smile

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11-03-2013, 07:31 PM
RE: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done
(11-03-2013 10:48 AM)kellyrm Wrote:  
(10-03-2013 09:28 PM)Peanut Wrote:  My face got red just reading that. That would be horrible!
I'm glad you got a good laugh out of it...I'm sure I will start laughing anytime I ever see another little person. Smile
I do that too. But it's unrelated to your story. Blush

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11-03-2013, 10:03 PM
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This is not the MOST embarrassing thing I've done but last week:

I was working on a client and I wanted to ask her "do you need more pressure"

Instead it came out "do you need more pleasure" she laughed, I have an accent.

Ouch!

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11-03-2013, 10:07 PM
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(11-03-2013 10:03 PM)Weeeeee_Zard Wrote:  This is not the MOST embarrassing thing I've done but last week:

I was working on a client and I wanted to ask her "do you need more pressure"

Instead it came out "do you need more pleasure" she laughed, I have an accent.

Ouch!


Oh, it's that kind of client.




Sorry, couldn't resist, please go on with the thread.

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11-03-2013, 10:09 PM
Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done
(11-03-2013 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(11-03-2013 10:03 PM)Weeeeee_Zard Wrote:  This is not the MOST embarrassing thing I've done but last week:

I was working on a client and I wanted to ask her "do you need more pressure"

Instead it came out "do you need more pleasure" she laughed, I have an accent.

Ouch!


Oh, it's that kind of client.




Sorry, couldn't resist, please go on with the thread.

I charge for pressure, not for pleasure.

I don't fuck my clients.

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11-03-2013, 10:13 PM
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(11-03-2013 10:09 PM)Weeeeee_Zard Wrote:  
(11-03-2013 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh, it's that kind of client.




Sorry, couldn't resist, please go on with the thread.

I charge for pressure, not for pleasure.

I don't fuck my clients.

Smile


It's just a matter of how that pressure is applied. Big Grin

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11-03-2013, 10:27 PM
Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done
(11-03-2013 10:13 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(11-03-2013 10:09 PM)Weeeeee_Zard Wrote:  I charge for pressure, not for pleasure.

I don't fuck my clients.

Smile


It's just a matter of how that pressure is applied. Big Grin

"Is that you elbow?"
"Nope"

Hahaha, seriously I would never cross that line, I'm very respectful to my clients. I've felt a massage going wrong when receiving it and it sucked, creepy is creepy... I would never do anything that could make someone feel uncomfortable, it feels really bad.

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