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20-12-2016, 11:33 AM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 11:32 AM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Now just imagine...

An insurance commercial with FLO, holding a starving dog, telling a bunch of secular Jewish children that if they get their parents to buy PsychoInsurance, FLO will save the dogs.
At the end, the children sing "Hitler loved himself some starving dawwwwwwwwgs".
FLO looks into the camera all direct, guilt-trippy, and serious-like, "What's in YOUR wallet?"

There is an advertising exec, somewhere, who thinks that'd be the perfect commercial. Facepalm

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20-12-2016, 11:40 AM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 11:32 AM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Now just imagine...

An insurance commercial with FLO, holding a starving dog, telling a bunch of secular Jewish children that if they get their parents to buy PsychoInsurance, FLO will save the dogs.
At the end, the children sing "Hitler loved himself some starving dawwwwwwwwgs".
FLO looks into the camera all direct, guilt-trippy, and serious-like, "What's in YOUR wallet?"

There is an advertising exec, somewhere, who thinks that'd be the perfect commercial. Facepalm

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20-12-2016, 11:44 AM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
Any Miller commercial. They're either very cringey or just pretentious.
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20-12-2016, 12:38 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
I think it's a FIOS commercial. Nope, husband says it's Xfinity.

An older couple finds out their ungrateful grand-bratties are unhappy about visiting for Xmas because of not enough electronics in the house--which they discover by looking at a grand-bratty's SOCIAL MEDIA account, so evidently they're somewhat connected--so they immediately order FIOS this and that, the grand-brats arrive, and Xmas is saved for everyone...now no one has to make actual eye contact with another human.

And Kars for Kids, that cannot be hated on enough.

And any commercial that features Tom Brady, who after the 2016 election is DEAD to me.
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20-12-2016, 12:43 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
Any of the Kay commercials (kiss begins with Kaaayyy) - or most jewelry commercials, actually.

Because typically the jewelry is ugly as F.
Especially this. FUG.
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20-12-2016, 12:44 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 12:38 PM)julep Wrote:  I think it's a FIOS commercial. Nope, husband says it's Xfinity.

An older couple finds out their ungrateful grand-bratties are unhappy about visiting for Xmas because of not enough electronics in the house--which they discover by looking at a grand-bratty's SOCIAL MEDIA account, so evidently they're somewhat connected--so they immediately order FIOS this and that, the grand-brats arrive, and Xmas is saved for everyone...now no one has to make actual eye contact with another human.

And Kars for Kids, that cannot be hated on enough.

And any commercial that features Tom Brady, who after the 2016 election is DEAD to me.

I think that's what trips my hate meter the most. The rampant, unapologetic, consumerism of the X-mas season.

"Nothing says I love you like a Zales Diamond"
Except maybe being a good husband. Facepalm The diamond will surely make up for it, though, right? Dodgy

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20-12-2016, 12:47 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 12:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-12-2016 12:38 PM)julep Wrote:  I think it's a FIOS commercial. Nope, husband says it's Xfinity.

An older couple finds out their ungrateful grand-bratties are unhappy about visiting for Xmas because of not enough electronics in the house--which they discover by looking at a grand-bratty's SOCIAL MEDIA account, so evidently they're somewhat connected--so they immediately order FIOS this and that, the grand-brats arrive, and Xmas is saved for everyone...now no one has to make actual eye contact with another human.

And Kars for Kids, that cannot be hated on enough.

And any commercial that features Tom Brady, who after the 2016 election is DEAD to me.

I think that's what trips my hate meter the most. The rampant, unapologetic, consumerism of the X-mas season.

"Nothing says I love you like a Zales Diamond"
Except maybe being a good husband. Facepalm The diamond will surely make up for it, though, right? Dodgy

YES! This is why they annoy me. They are often targeted to men who need to make a woman 'happy' by buying her some expensive POS jewelry. It's insulting to both genders. My husband knows I would love a foot rub and a cup of hot tea and he has made.my.day.

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20-12-2016, 01:11 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 12:43 PM)ShadowProject Wrote:  Any of the Kay commercials (kiss begins with Kaaayyy) - or most jewelry commercials, actually.

Because typically the jewelry is ugly as F.
Especially this. FUG.
[Image: tumblr_lwb5wdUlRB1qglqe6.jpg]

Sorry if I offend anyone who likes that jewelry. Angel

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20-12-2016, 02:36 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 12:43 PM)ShadowProject Wrote:  Any of the Kay commercials (kiss begins with Kaaayyy) - or most jewelry commercials, actually.

Because typically the jewelry is ugly as F.
Especially this. FUG.
[Image: tumblr_lwb5wdUlRB1qglqe6.jpg]

Sorry if I offend anyone who likes that jewelry. Angel

I watch almost no TV, and the wife has a rapid trigger finger on the remote. So, while I do get a little screeching around my earbuds when that judge on The People's Court starts her hacksaw voice up, I don't hear many commercials. I used to carpool, and the other guy listened to news radio; that Kay jeweler crap got past my earbuds, too. In response, I would "sing", "Every jizz begins with J". Big Grin
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20-12-2016, 02:39 PM
RE: Most annoying commercials.
(20-12-2016 01:11 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(20-12-2016 12:43 PM)ShadowProject Wrote:  Any of the Kay commercials (kiss begins with Kaaayyy) - or most jewelry commercials, actually.

Because typically the jewelry is ugly as F.
Especially this. FUG.
[Image: tumblr_lwb5wdUlRB1qglqe6.jpg]

Sorry if I offend anyone who likes that jewelry. Angel

"Open Hearts Jewelry" for Empty Headed Bimbos......

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Diamonds might be forever - but firearms are a better investment....

It turns out that the structure of a diamond is not the most stable, and they will eventually oxidize away. Graphite is the most stable, but who wants that on a ring?
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