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02-04-2013, 09:06 PM
RE: Motorcycles
(02-04-2013 08:40 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(02-04-2013 08:34 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  I thought everyone knew that when two insensitive assholes rubbed together, neither feels a thing.

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Was that a gay joke? Consider

No, it wasn't. It was an insensitive asshole joke and you can be included in it or not, regardless your sexual preference.

From a sexual standpoint, I'm a big fan of assholes when they have a vagina attached to the same person. My wife likes vaginas attached to assholes and she likes coksandballs attached to assholes as well. And if cocksandballs were something I liked, we'd both be bisexual asshole lovers.

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15-04-2013, 12:44 PM
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21-04-2013, 12:55 PM
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27-04-2013, 05:06 PM
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Its such a beautiful day here... just took her out for the first ride, and I'm in love!

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27-04-2013, 07:31 PM
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Nice bike, looks like a beast.

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27-04-2013, 08:53 PM
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Its plenty fast for a first bike... An 800, with over 100hp
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27-04-2013, 09:49 PM
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First bike and you went for an 800...

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27-04-2013, 10:24 PM
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(27-04-2013 08:53 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  Its plenty fast for a first bike... An 800, with over 100hp

Please.... be.... careful. Wink

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27-04-2013, 10:51 PM
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Health above zero equals win.
Well, in gaming anyway, but works in real life too.

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28-04-2013, 01:34 AM
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Yeah, well the licensing is a joke.

You write a test and you've got an M1. Cant ride highways, or at night.

Three days after getting my M1, I attended a 2 day course. Got some hours on a 250, in a parking lot (rather large lot, but still). It was my first time on a bike. And got a stamped envelope to take to the drive test center. I still had to wait 55 days to get my M2, but taking that envelope in got me the M2. Ride anywhere, any time.

Then I waited all winter, hopefully not forgetting the few things I learned in the ridiculously small amount of experience I had with a bike. Now I'm going to do my best trying not to get killed.

I'll tell you what though... With speed limits and racing laws, it won't be the bike that gets me. Speed a little, get a ticket. Speed a lot, lose the bike, license, and get a $5000 fine. Burnouts and even engine revving fall under the Ontario racing laws. But hey, I don't drive like a maniac, so we're good there. And because I don't drive like a fool, I'll be going the same speed on my 800, as I would be on a 250, only with more stability.

And which bike I'm riding when I get run off the road, or have an idiot take a left as I'm coming through the intersection.. well, that won't matter at all.
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