Movies that never should have been made
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20-06-2016, 01:18 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
My votes go to:

the original "Casino Royale" (with David Niven as James Bond)
"Dream House" - I wasted 90 minutes of my life on this dross
"The Happening" - a film that descended into a mess of nonsense

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20-06-2016, 04:14 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(19-06-2016 08:06 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Anything with Nicholas Cage in it.

Especially the Bad Lieutenant remake.

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20-06-2016, 04:16 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
Get Carter remake with Sylvester Stallone. Why?

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20-06-2016, 04:45 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
I want to say anything with Keaneu Reeves in it (except for the original Matrix)

Have you watched John Wick Hobo

No other actor other than Nicholas Cage has ever been this one-dimensional.

There, I have blasphemed again. Big Grin

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20-06-2016, 05:08 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
A movie none of you have seen, "Ishtar".

Also, "The Trip", with Peter Fonda. Movie was trippy if you were a 50-ish guy with money to spend making a movie.
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20-06-2016, 05:09 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 04:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  I want to say anything with Keaneu Reeves in it (except for the original Matrix)

Have you watched John Wick Hobo

No other actor other than Nicholas Cage has ever been this one-dimensional.

There, I have blasphemed again. Big Grin

Every time someone said "John Wick" in that movie Robin and I would go "duh-duh-DUHHH!" Laugh out load
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20-06-2016, 05:10 AM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2016 07:51 AM by Chas.)
RE: Movies that never should have been made
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring OK, it wasn't entirely dreadful.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


I bet no one saw that coming. Big Grin

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20-06-2016, 05:27 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 05:10 AM)Chas Wrote:  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring OK, it wasn't entirely dreadful.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

I find movies-from-books useful in visualization. I know they can't follow the books 100%, in this case because the books had some majorly boring sections. I just say "This is a movie about the world JRRT created."
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20-06-2016, 05:29 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 04:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  I want to say anything with Keaneu Reeves in it (except for the original Matrix)

Have you watched John Wick Hobo

No other actor other than Nicholas Cage has ever been this one-dimensional.

There, I have blasphemed again. Big Grin

Indeed you have.

Heretic.

Also, Point Break demands a written apology. In triplicate.

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20-06-2016, 05:53 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 05:29 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Also, Point Break demands a written apology. In triplicate.

That would be a start but is far from sufficient.

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