Movies that never should have been made
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20-06-2016, 09:11 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 09:06 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 09:01 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Were you not entertained?

oh, i was. verily. though probably not the way the film makers intended.

Boss Lady and I are like that with bad horror movies. Laughat
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20-06-2016, 09:19 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 09:11 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 09:06 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  oh, i was. verily. though probably not the way the film makers intended.

Boss Lady and I are like that with bad horror movies. Laughat

ive started watching christian movies recently. so far i have god is not dead, war room, and saving christmas all under my belt. i love professor strawman in god is not dead. oh hercules... how the mighty have fallen.
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20-06-2016, 09:24 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
Any of the Psycho movies after the original. They should put Psycho II and all the rest in an old car and push it into a swamp somewhere.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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20-06-2016, 09:47 AM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
Friday the 14th, Friday the 15th, Friday the 16th, ...

Never saw the first twelve....
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20-06-2016, 10:16 AM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2016 10:20 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 08:04 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 07:53 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  It was the best Smarter Than It Had Any Right To Be Action Movie of 2014. You could use that film to teach a master class in world building without exposition.

its exposition consisted of everyone shitting their pants every time john wicks name was mentioned.

It was smarter than that. The movie never really had to stop and explain to a clueless character (the audience insert persona) the underground society of assassins, the gold coins, the neutral ground, and other rules of behavior. The one exception was Wick's baba yaga recap, which even then, both fit so well and was so expertly delivered as to fit seamlessly within the greater narrative. His in-universe badassery was subtly reinforced by how other characters interacted with him as well, including before the aforementioned bit of exposition (such as his encounter at the chop shop, or how the mob boss reacts to the revelation of who his son had fucked with).

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20-06-2016, 12:45 PM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
Pirates of the Caribbean after the first one. Actually 98% of sequels should never be made because Hollywood doesn't know how to write new characters.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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20-06-2016, 01:37 PM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2016 01:50 PM by Anjele.)
RE: Movies that never should have been made
The live action Grinch movie with Jim Carey. Facepalm

I have loved 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas' since I was a little kid...the book (which I still have mostly memorized) and the cartoon with Boris Karloff. My kids were all read the book; I have purchased the book for all the grandkids. But that movie was horrendous. Weeping

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20-06-2016, 01:50 PM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 12:45 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Pirates of the Caribbean after the first one. Actually 98% of sequels should never be made because Hollywood doesn't know how to write new characters.

Pirates is a really good movie...any time there is a smash hit that they can sell to multiple age groups they are going to go for sequels. I agree that the sequels left something to be desired.

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20-06-2016, 02:13 PM
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(19-06-2016 08:06 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Anything with Nicholas Cage in it.

Kick-Ass!

*drops mic and runs*

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20-06-2016, 04:01 PM
RE: Movies that never should have been made
(20-06-2016 02:13 PM)Deesse23 Wrote:  
(19-06-2016 08:06 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Anything with Nicholas Cage in it.

Kick-Ass!

*drops mic and runs*

Nicholas Cage is a pathetic version of Christopher Walken.








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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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