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10-02-2014, 05:13 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
(10-02-2014 04:55 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  
(10-02-2014 04:22 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The Human Centipede my friend recommended this movie to me because he knows about my love/hate thing with scary movies. After googling, besides from the obvious need to be physically ill, my heart broke a little knowing that some sick person came up with this. There is also a second one which according to the producer is more gruesome as if the first one wouldn't be awful enough. :/

I always thought it was a parody on the horror genre. But I'm with you I won't watch it or any of the sequels
After reading some reviews, I thought the movie must be horrifying but not in a scary way. The victims are said to be sewn lips to anus and...oh just read the reviews with spoilers. If you don't have a weak stomach that is.

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10-02-2014, 05:16 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
(10-02-2014 04:22 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The Human Centipede my friend recommended this movie to me because he knows about my love/hate thing with scary movies. After googling, besides from the obvious need to be physically ill, my heart broke a little knowing that some sick person came up with this. There is also a second one which according to the producer is more gruesome as if the first one wouldn't be awful enough. :/

If you did not like the first one then I defo recommend you do not watch the second as it is much worse. To please the movie classification board they had to release it in black and white in an attempt to tone it down.

Both of them pale in comparison to A Serbian film (the link takes you to a wikepedia article) which is a pornographic snuff film parody filled with extreme violence.

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10-02-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
Under any circumstances do not, DO NOT watch Mr. Bean's holiday!
It is by far the worst movie ever made. It makes absolutely no sense. It makes the first movie look like Shakespeare!

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10-02-2014, 08:52 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
(10-02-2014 04:22 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The Human Centipede my friend recommended this movie to me because he knows about my love/hate thing with scary movies. After googling, besides from the obvious need to be physically ill, my heart broke a little knowing that some sick person came up with this. There is also a second one which according to the producer is more gruesome as if the first one wouldn't be awful enough. :/

I watched the first one and it's not even scary, it's just horrible! I'm not easily put off by a movie, but The Human Centipede was sick. So, The Human Centipede 2 is a movie I will never watch.

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10-02-2014, 09:12 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
Eat, Pray, Love

The Passion of the Christ

The Matrix

Battlefield Earth

Heaven's Gate

Borat

The Blair Witch Project

The Amityville Horror

Left Behind

Noah

The Mothman Prophecies

...and many more. Drinking Beverage

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10-02-2014, 10:19 AM
RE: Movies that you will never, ever watch
(10-02-2014 09:12 AM)Chas Wrote:  Eat, Pray, Love

The Passion of the Christ

The Matrix

Battlefield Earth

Heaven's Gate

Borat

The Blair Witch Project

The Amityville Horror

Left Behind

Noah

The Mothman Prophecies

...and many more. Drinking Beverage

I have seen seven of the movies on your list lol.

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10-02-2014, 10:21 AM
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(10-02-2014 05:16 AM)bemore Wrote:  
(10-02-2014 04:22 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  The Human Centipede my friend recommended this movie to me because he knows about my love/hate thing with scary movies. After googling, besides from the obvious need to be physically ill, my heart broke a little knowing that some sick person came up with this. There is also a second one which according to the producer is more gruesome as if the first one wouldn't be awful enough. :/

If you did not like the first one then I defo recommend you do not watch the second as it is much worse. To please the movie classification board they had to release it in black and white in an attempt to tone it down.

Both of them pale in comparison to A Serbian film (the link takes you to a wikepedia article) which is a pornographic snuff film parody filled with extreme violence.

I didn't even see the first one. I just read about it and I honestly wish I didn't even read about it :/

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10-02-2014, 10:22 AM
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No more book to movie adaptations I'll just be disappointed
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10-02-2014, 10:25 AM
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Chas,

Only one disagreement... see Borat.

I think you will enjoy the satire hidden in the grotesque.

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10-02-2014, 10:27 AM
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Anything directed by M. Night Shamalayn I gave up after The Happening
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