Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
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28-04-2014, 06:45 AM
Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
Mr. Woodpecker that lives in my yard, I would like to show you something.

This is called "siding".

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Yes, I know, it looks like wood, but it is not. See, we humans like to develop stronger materials to use in construction while retaining the aesthetic look of wood.

If you haven't noticed, when you peck the living piss out of the side of my house it doesn't make the same sound as say... an oak. That ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding sound that you're hearing is because you're pecking metal.

This siding will not bear the bugs you are searching for. So, when you're trying to find your breakfast, please remember this. Also, please remember that just because you like an early breakfast, the inhabitants of the house you're pecking do not.

Thank you for your time.

-Jeremy

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28-04-2014, 07:02 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
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28-04-2014, 08:29 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
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Problem solved.
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28-04-2014, 08:42 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 08:29 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  [Image: kill_it_with_fire.gif]

Problem solved.

Trust me, the thought has crossed my mind.

My neighborhood has no ordinances about discharging firearms (as seen when I shot the snake).

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28-04-2014, 08:57 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 08:42 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 08:29 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  [Image: kill_it_with_fire.gif]

Problem solved.

Trust me, the thought has crossed my mind.

My neighborhood has no ordinances about discharging firearms (as seen when I shot the snake).

Gay.

You can't get bird traps?
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28-04-2014, 09:03 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 08:57 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 08:42 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Trust me, the thought has crossed my mind.

My neighborhood has no ordinances about discharging firearms (as seen when I shot the snake).

Gay.

You can't get bird traps?

Wait... what?

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28-04-2014, 09:13 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 09:03 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 08:57 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Gay.

You can't get bird traps?

Wait... what?

A bird trap.
I thought the name was pretty self explanatory.

It's a trap... for birds...
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28-04-2014, 09:15 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 09:13 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 09:03 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Wait... what?

A bird trap.
I thought the name was pretty self explanatory.

It's a trap... for birds...

Not what I was saying.

You said "kill it" then you said it was gay for me to kill it and then said I should trap it.

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28-04-2014, 09:17 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 09:15 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 09:13 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  A bird trap.
I thought the name was pretty self explanatory.

It's a trap... for birds...

Not what I was saying.

You said "kill it" then you said it was gay for me to kill it and then said I should trap it.

No, I said it was gay that you're not aloud to discharge a firearm in the neighborhood.
What's wrong with just popping one off every now and than?

edit: ah nevermind, read your post wrong. "no ordinances".

Shoot that bitch!
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28-04-2014, 09:20 AM
RE: Mr. Woodpecker, c'mere, please. I need to show you something.
(28-04-2014 09:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 09:15 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Not what I was saying.

You said "kill it" then you said it was gay for me to kill it and then said I should trap it.

No, I said it was gay that you're not aloud to discharge a firearm in the neighborhood.
What's wrong with just popping one off every now and than?

edit: ah nevermind, read your post wrong. "no ordinances".

Shoot that bitch!

It's a difficult shot. I don't want to shoot through my house or damage my siding.

Maybe I should be like you and learn how to throw a boomerang or whatever.

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