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26-02-2016, 06:12 AM
RE: Muff's Life Advice Thread 2.0
(25-02-2016 10:35 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(25-02-2016 09:26 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  But earmuffs muffing muff would gross out muffs since muffs said muffs would muff sausage. (Or cable technicians)

Organics original question originated in the origin of muffs being orgasmic over muff.
Thus the knowledge that muffs like's sausage is moot.

Muffs makes mincemeat of organic's OP.

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26-02-2016, 08:19 AM
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If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

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26-02-2016, 09:22 AM
RE: Muff's Life Advice Thread 2.0
(25-02-2016 11:37 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(25-02-2016 11:20 PM)morondog Wrote:  After running at unwise speeds around a field for no apparent reason this morning, my butt is sore. What should I do?

Have you tried running at unwise speeds around the field in the opposite direction?
That should undo the issues.

You're such a smartass.

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26-02-2016, 11:06 AM
RE: Muff's Life Advice Thread 2.0
(26-02-2016 08:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

First things first.....you should NOT ask Earmuffs for advice.

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26-02-2016, 11:39 AM
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(26-02-2016 08:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

Talk to a better lawyer?

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26-02-2016, 02:35 PM
RE: Muff's Life Advice Thread 2.0
(26-02-2016 11:06 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(26-02-2016 08:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

First things first.....you should NOT ask Earmuffs for advice.

I was interested to see him think outside the box. Although I figured it would be to tell everyone to fuck off.

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26-02-2016, 03:07 PM
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(23-02-2016 11:19 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Quote:Dear Miss Muffs,

I don't have a paying job, I don't have a romantic relationship,
I don't have much money, and I live in the boondocks.
What should I do?

Signed,
Country Mouse

Sell crack. You live in the boondocks so no issue of cops. No relationship so no worries about other people ratting you out and it solves your money problems.
You'd make a fantastic Walter White Chas you really would.

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26-02-2016, 06:44 PM
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(26-02-2016 08:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

Move in with your parents. Should you really not see your son just because you don't wanna go to Church every Sunday? That seems silly. I hate Church as much as the next atheist but sometimes you need to make a small sacrifice (in this case your Sunday mornings and sanity) for the greater purpose (seeing your son). Seeing your son is far more important. Paying off the debt is also a nice bonus. If you pay off your debt you wont be burdened with it and you'll be able to afford that nice home on your own.
Same thing with going to church regarding to living with your parents. You need to suck it up. It's none of anyone's business if you live with your parents or not and fuck them anyway they don't know your situation and you aint gonna prove shit.

(26-02-2016 03:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(23-02-2016 11:19 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Sell crack. You live in the boondocks so no issue of cops. No relationship so no worries about other people ratting you out and it solves your money problems.
You'd make a fantastic Walter White Chas you really would.

Best advice ever. Yes

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But how do I launder all this cash? Consider

Take it to a casino and play those electronic roulette machines.
$200 on black, $200 on red, $20 on the green.
You lose a little each time (the $20) but you gain $400 in clean money.
And if you do spin a 0 well you get a nice little bonus.

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26-02-2016, 06:53 PM
RE: Muff's Life Advice Thread 2.0
Dear Miss Muffsybooboo,

I am making travel plans just in case I hit the lottery. I think a TTA tour is in order. Who should I visit and in what order?

Please hurry with your answer so that I can plan my fantasy round the TTA world extravaganza.

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26-02-2016, 07:15 PM
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(26-02-2016 06:44 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(26-02-2016 08:19 AM)Nurse Wrote:  If I move back in with my parents, I will be able to see my son more, not pay child support, and pay off my debt. However, the pay cut would be huge - enough to where I would not be able to pay off my debt if I got my own place in Huntsville, Alabama. I would have to attend church every Sunday as a house rule, and I'd be 30 living with my parents. The hospital there treats its nurses terribly. I love Nashville, Tennessee and love my job, but I miss my son, hate giving his dad my hard earned money to raise my son with his Nurse 2.0, and am not making any progress on my debt.

What should I do?

Move in with your parents. Should you really not see your son just because you don't wanna go to Church every Sunday? That seems silly. I hate Church as much as the next atheist but sometimes you need to make a small sacrifice (in this case your Sunday mornings and sanity) for the greater purpose (seeing your son). Seeing your son is far more important. Paying off the debt is also a nice bonus. If you pay off your debt you wont be burdened with it and you'll be able to afford that nice home on your own.
Same thing with going to church regarding to living with your parents. You need to suck it up. It's none of anyone's business if you live with your parents or not and fuck them anyway they don't know your situation and you aint gonna prove shit.

(26-02-2016 03:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  Best advice ever. Yes

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But how do I launder all this cash? Consider

Take it to a casino and play those electronic roulette machines.
$200 on black, $200 on red, $20 on the green.
You lose a little each time (the $20) but you gain $400 in clean money.
And if you do spin a 0 well you get a nice little bonus.

I think you might be able to make some money doing this.

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