My Flight (a rant)
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23-02-2014, 05:48 PM
RE: My Flight (a rant)
Aside from being massively fucking annoying it would be very disconcerting to have that kind of carry on on a plane. If you had people who were nervous fliers they would have been having a nervous breakdown over her behaviour.

I don't know what flying in the USA is like but I know you have some bloody stringent rules around air travel. She clearly knew she was breaching these by stopping when the AH came by. If she had been shouting out 'Allah is Great!' I can imagine that would see the plane landing at the nearset airport and he being escorted off.
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23-02-2014, 06:11 PM
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I don't remember plane flights 'cause I got Seconal for that. I probably would've ended up cuddling up next to her and putting my head on her shoulder. Just to test her Christianity and whatnot.

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Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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23-02-2014, 07:42 PM
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(23-02-2014 09:38 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  When the plane stopped taxing at the gate and I stood up for my case in the overhead compartment --- she "blessed" me and I said "You are BATSHIT crazy!!! BATshit crazy." And everyone near us agreed. One guy clapped and said "YES BATshit crazy!!!" I was Soooo pissed off at what I'd endured for HOURS.Hobo

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23-02-2014, 08:00 PM
RE: My Flight (a rant)
(23-02-2014 07:42 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(23-02-2014 09:38 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  When the plane stopped taxing at the gate and I stood up for my case in the overhead compartment --- she "blessed" me and I said "You are BATSHIT crazy!!! BATshit crazy." And everyone near us agreed. One guy clapped and said "YES BATshit crazy!!!" I was Soooo pissed off at what I'd endured for HOURS.Hobo

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On another note, I'm glad you were between the religious nut-job and the kid (and that the kid had a handheld game to distract himself).Not that I don't value your sanity or anything. Just, y'know, it would piss me so off if she tried to save him while he's young before the game would have corrupted him. Plumbers eating mushrooms fighting a giant, angry turtle to save a blonde chick? That goes against god's will! They should pray for strength and bring that turtle to salvation! Seriously though, it would make my blood boil if that lady tried something on the kid.

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23-02-2014, 08:07 PM
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I would do this
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And feel good about it.
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23-02-2014, 08:08 PM
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I would attempt to tell her that she is entitled to believe any nonsense she wants, but not to inflict it on others who do not wish to hear it. I would escalate to the flight attendant. If that failed I might start getting deliberately annoying and try to set her off in order to get her to shut up. One could mention that any omnipotent god ca certainly tune in on her silent prayers...
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23-02-2014, 08:27 PM
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Next time just have a cup of something to drink ready Tongue

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23-02-2014, 09:09 PM
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You should have just grabbed her bible and shown her to the passage that says to pray in secret, accompanied by a very pointed look.
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23-02-2014, 09:26 PM
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Actually, this is what you and the other passengers should have done with her:




“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain
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23-02-2014, 09:40 PM
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Wow! What a total fucking nutjob.
Good job, Witchy poo Smile

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