My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
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19-01-2013, 01:26 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
Perhaps you are just clumsy?

Or should avoid bathtubs?

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19-01-2013, 01:29 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
(19-01-2013 01:26 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Perhaps you are just clumsy?

Or should avoid bathtubs?
Well I have already said that I am the very definition of graceful...if you look in any decent dictionary you will find my likeness beside said word Yes No
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19-01-2013, 01:37 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
Hows about avoiding bathtubs then?

Bathe in a lake or other large body of water.

It was good enough for your long dead ancestors, it's good enough for you.

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19-01-2013, 01:42 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
(19-01-2013 01:37 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Hows about avoiding bathtubs then?

Bathe in a lake or other large body of water.

It was good enough for your long dead ancestors, it's good enough for you.
yeah, that sounds like an efficient and safe way of proceeding. Only one thing, I don't like cold water too much...oh, and did I mention I really don't like alligators. They can be a touch pissy about sharing their lakes and or large bodies of water. The tub, upon reflection, might be safer. Big Grin
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19-01-2013, 02:03 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
By your tale, it might not.

Consider

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19-01-2013, 02:11 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
I suppose I could just stop bathing all together, at least until I get to the bottom of the mystery at hand. I have heard that one can acclimate to such things as body odor, in tme.
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19-01-2013, 02:17 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
Be an adult and get a walk-in shower like the rest of us.

Bathtubs are for kids and chicks. Rolleyes

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19-01-2013, 02:26 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
(19-01-2013 02:17 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Be an adult and get a walk-in shower like the rest of us.

Bathtubs are for kids and chicks. Rolleyes
I would love to have walk-in shower, but alas I am in an apartment so it seems I am stuck with a tub/shower combo Cool
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19-01-2013, 02:41 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
It does seem rather ironic that for want of 99 cent adhesive ducks we both might die in a fiery car crash.

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19-01-2013, 02:48 AM
RE: My bathtub is possessed and is trying to kill me
lol, duh, ducks. Why didn't I think of that, though I still maintain that there is either a possession or a conspiracy underfoot. However, for the interim, perhaps whimsical ducks are the way to go Weeping
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