My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
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13-07-2013, 01:57 AM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
(13-07-2013 01:38 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  but if he shows up at your house with an axe in the far future, have a boiling cauldron ready for em. Big Grin

Oh my god this cracked me up!
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14-07-2013, 12:40 PM
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(12-07-2013 02:59 PM)atheist_johndoe Wrote:  So this happened. I was just hanging out with my best friend today (who, for all intents and purposes is my brother) when he suddenly told me that if god instructed him to, he would kill me. I was blown away. I mean, how does one properly react to being said something like that?

There is only one proper response. "I think your scrawny ass is gonna need some practice first. Wanna start now?"

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14-07-2013, 12:59 PM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
Tell him you have recorded his statement in more than one place, and reported it to a couple friends, and that if anything happens, he will be the first one they arrest.

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16-07-2013, 05:01 AM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
(12-07-2013 02:59 PM)atheist_johndoe Wrote:  So this happened. I was just hanging out with my best friend today (who, for all intents and purposes is my brother) when he suddenly told me that if god instructed him to, he would kill me. I was blown away. I mean, how does one properly react to being said something like that?

Should I fear that if someday he starts hearing voices he'll chop off my head in my sleep and bring me as an offering to god?

I'm sorry if this thread seems a little out of place, but I really don't know what to say to him. He doesn't know I don't believe in god, nor do I intend him to find out within the forseeable future.

If you think I'm a whining little bitch, you might be right, so please, don't bother to inform me of it. Thank you.

I like this, so I'm gonna skip the whole 3 pages and answer directly to OP.

Think of this from his perspective. Imagine yourself as a believer in one Creator, God, Almighty. Now imagine that He actually talked to you. No, not voices in your head, real God has spoken and He told you to kill someone. All joking aside, but who, in their right mind, would not listen to GOD when He speaks to you, directly. If a God were to speak to me, I don't really think I would say no to Him. Would you be so brave, that after He destroys your (ours) atheism, after he confirms his existence and then asks something, that you could actually say no to Him? Yeah, right. Also, you do realize that if you do not do it, if you refuse, He will do it anyway, but now you will also be a target... Dangerous and fucked up shit you got yourself into here... Smile

So you see, it's all about the perspective, the eye of the beholder and similar philosophies...

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16-07-2013, 05:51 AM
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(16-07-2013 05:01 AM)Filox Wrote:  No, not voices in your head, real God has spoken and He told you to kill someone. All joking aside, but who, in their right mind, would not listen to GOD when He speaks to you, directly.

Yeah, that's my cue. Thumbsup

The difference between god and GOD, is that GOD doesn't tell ya what to do. Love is Void, the vector - the will to kill or whatever (Gwynnies Big Grin ) - comes from living life.

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16-07-2013, 06:11 AM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
I always love your psycho philosophy...

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16-07-2013, 08:08 AM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
Am I the only one that finds this hilarious?

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17-07-2013, 05:37 AM
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No, I find it hilarious as well, it is only that I can see where did it all come from and why does a person think like that.

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17-07-2013, 08:39 AM (This post was last modified: 17-07-2013 08:49 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
(16-07-2013 05:51 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Love is Void, the null vector - ...



As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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17-07-2013, 11:38 AM
RE: My best friend casually let me know he'd go all Abraham on my ass
Wow, that is horrible.

What is your definition of a friend?
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