My cat is hogging up my bed.
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22-05-2012, 07:55 PM (This post was last modified: 22-05-2012 07:59 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 07:04 PM)elemts Wrote:  
(22-05-2012 06:58 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Or he's strategizing how he can take down a much bigger but totally clueless opponent and then EAT them.
I have suspected that before, one night I even asked him "are you going to kill me in my sleep?" and he seemed to look innocent quite suspiciously..... Then he licked me (tasted?).

That's got it. They look at me conspicuously innocent, to the point of being suspicious. But I'm onto the fuckers. Big Grin

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22-05-2012, 08:16 PM (This post was last modified: 22-05-2012 08:27 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
Our kitty, Damnit ... as in "get in here damnit" .. totally rules the roost. My puppy, Lorenzo, just got her to jump in the pool. It's their new "thing". The swim together, and are inseparable. It's against Natural Law.

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22-05-2012, 08:18 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 08:16 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Our kitty, Damnit ... as in "get in her damnit" .. totally rules the roost. My puppy, Lorenzo, just got her to jump in the pool. It's their new "thing". The swim together, and are inseparable. It's against Natural Law.
Wow, your cat swims of it's own accord? I'm impressed Thumbsup

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22-05-2012, 08:28 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 08:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  
(22-05-2012 08:16 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Our kitty, Damnit ... as in "get in her damnit" .. totally rules the roost. My puppy, Lorenzo, just got her to jump in the pool. It's their new "thing". The swim together, and are inseparable. It's against Natural Law.
Wow, your cat swims of it's own accord? I'm impressed Thumbsup


I think it's only cuz Lorenzo goes in, and she wants to be with him all the time.

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22-05-2012, 08:33 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 08:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  
(22-05-2012 08:16 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Our kitty, Damnit ... as in "get in her damnit" .. totally rules the roost. My puppy, Lorenzo, just got her to jump in the pool. It's their new "thing". The swim together, and are inseparable. It's against Natural Law.
Wow, your cat swims of it's own accord? I'm impressed Thumbsup

If that cat can swim and enjoys it, then we are all fucked. They are evolving to the point where they will fucking EAT us! What about that do you cat lovers not understand?

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22-05-2012, 08:36 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 08:33 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(22-05-2012 08:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  Wow, your cat swims of it's own accord? I'm impressed Thumbsup

If that cat can swim and enjoys it, then we are all fucked. They are evolving to the point where they will fucking EAT us! What about that do you cat lovers not understand?
At least our relatives can save on the burial plots or the cremation costs!!! Dogs will just let you stink up the place Tongue

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22-05-2012, 08:37 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 08:28 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(22-05-2012 08:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  Wow, your cat swims of it's own accord? I'm impressed Thumbsup


I think it's only cuz Lorenzo goes in, and she wants to be with him all the time.

So our only prayer at surviving this is that your cat thinks its a dog. ... God help us all.

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22-05-2012, 09:00 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
So what have we learned here today folks?

Start eating your cats, before they eat you.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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22-05-2012, 09:11 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
(22-05-2012 09:00 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  So what have we learned here today folks?

Start eating your cats, before they eat you.
Yeh, very funny Dodgy

I'll eat you!....er..um...that really didn't sound quite right Blush

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22-05-2012, 09:12 PM
RE: My cat is hogging up my bed.
Sounded just fine to me!

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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