My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
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25-11-2013, 02:28 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
(25-11-2013 02:12 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  What, she packed you a coconut but forgot the machete? Blink

Hes Merican. They use assault rifles.

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25-11-2013, 02:55 AM
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25-11-2013, 03:41 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
This is the first time I've ever laughed at a thread before opening it. Yes, I think it was cute too. Here's what I want to know...how did you not notice this BEFORE lunch. What the hell kind of lunch pail do you have? You should've taken pictures.

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25-11-2013, 06:54 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
Now I want a coconut. I love fresh coconut. I love coconut milk too, one of the few things I will buy in a can occasionally. Very refreshing, dunno what the chemistry of coconut milk is but it leaves me all bouncy.

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25-11-2013, 07:49 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
(22-11-2013 05:43 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  So, you made a mess on the steps I take it? Was there any loss? I can't imagine you managed to retain all the milk if you just smashed it on a hard surface.

I carved the hole in the top first. Drank the water (not the milk; milk is squeezed from the flesh).

Then I smashed it.

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25-11-2013, 07:49 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
(25-11-2013 02:28 AM)sporehux Wrote:  
(25-11-2013 02:12 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  What, she packed you a coconut but forgot the machete? Blink

Hes Merican. They use assault rifles.

My boss doesn't like me firing it in the parking lot at work, so I improvised.

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25-11-2013, 07:50 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
(25-11-2013 03:41 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  This is the first time I've ever laughed at a thread before opening it. Yes, I think it was cute too. Here's what I want to know...how did you not notice this BEFORE lunch. What the hell kind of lunch pail do you have? You should've taken pictures.

lol, glad you "got it".

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And, I usually just bring my lunch in a Walmart bag. When I went to put it in the refrigerator, I noticed it was a little heavier than usual, so I took a peek.

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25-11-2013, 08:27 AM
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(25-11-2013 07:49 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(22-11-2013 05:43 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  So, you made a mess on the steps I take it? Was there any loss? I can't imagine you managed to retain all the milk if you just smashed it on a hard surface.

I carved the hole in the top first. Drank the water (not the milk; milk is squeezed from the flesh).

Then I smashed it.

I meant the water. Although I have also bought coconut milk - and used it in curry. Yum.

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25-11-2013, 08:32 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
(25-11-2013 08:27 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(25-11-2013 07:49 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I carved the hole in the top first. Drank the water (not the milk; milk is squeezed from the flesh).

Then I smashed it.

I meant the water. Although I have also bought coconut milk - and used it in curry. Yum.

Yes, it is good Smile

Unless it goes bad. Ugh, then it's nasty. Like really nasty.

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25-11-2013, 08:48 AM
RE: My cute little wife packed me a coconut for lunch.
Coconut milk is yucky

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