My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
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08-12-2013, 06:08 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
No. Grilling outside only.
Here's your Christmas gift suggestion for daddy-O


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08-12-2013, 06:28 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
I sure hope he comes back and lets us know he okay.

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08-12-2013, 06:42 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
Famous last words:
"Hot dogs, anyone?"
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08-12-2013, 07:20 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
(08-12-2013 01:57 PM)nach_in Wrote:  you could say the smoke would ruin every single surface of the house, clothes and everything will be ruined and he'll have to buy you new clothes.

Or that it get's in the carpet.
That would stop me, Cavemen are rugmunchers.

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08-12-2013, 07:21 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
Enter Darwin Awards.
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08-12-2013, 07:31 PM
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(08-12-2013 07:21 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Enter Darwin Awards.

I'm thinking the meat will still be good.

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08-12-2013, 08:59 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
My father is far from an unintelligent man (which he so adamantly denies), and he absolutely, unintentionally, fooled me.

When he came home after going out to grab some ice I formulated a quick question, in hopes that he would ask "why?".

"Were you serious about grilling inside?" I asked.

In a quick reply, my father said, "You don't really think I'm that stupid, do you? If I were to do that, we would all be dead quicker than you could notice."

Either my father isn't good with sarcasm, or I am not the best at picking up on it, but he meant to be sarcastic in what he said.

Now I feel stupid.
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08-12-2013, 09:10 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
(08-12-2013 08:59 PM)UndercoverAtheist Wrote:  Now I feel stupid.

Deservedly so. ... And now I feel stupid! Goddam you CovertAtheist, goddam you all to hell.

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08-12-2013, 09:17 PM
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(08-12-2013 08:59 PM)UndercoverAtheist Wrote:  In a quick reply, my father said, "You don't really think I'm that stupid, do you? If I were to do that, we would all be dead quicker than you could notice."
Consider

You don't suppose... you're Dad ... is secretly an atheist and Confused ON THIS FORUM??!?!?!


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08-12-2013, 09:20 PM
RE: My father wants to use a CHARCOAL GRILL inside...
Fuckin Girly.




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