My favourite headline of the year so far..........
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25-01-2016, 05:21 AM
Smile My favourite headline of the year so far..........
Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken

I live in this part of the world........and its the sort of news story we get. Drinking Beverage

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25-01-2016, 05:34 AM
RE: My favourite headline of the year so far..........
First world problems, right?

Had I been the headline writer, I wouldn't have been able to resist going for ...

Culture Wars!

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25-01-2016, 05:52 AM
RE: My favourite headline of the year so far..........
Meh I have one but can't link to it as it wasn't an online article:

Mand fundet i Holbæk/Man found in Holbæk.

My brain instantly though that Holbæk (a town in Denmark) is either a paradise or a hell since it's devoid of men there must be plenty for women there. But there has to be a reason for the lack of men else men would flood to the town so why hasn't that been happening?

In the end the article was just informing about a confused old man, that had disappeared from a hospital, had be found.
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25-01-2016, 06:24 AM
RE: My favourite headline of the year so far..........
My favorite so far this year ----

"Dick move might get gymnast to the Olympics"

http://www.fark.com/comments/9005767/Dic...o-Olympics


You can't make this shit up...


Actually, you could -- but then it wouldn't be as funny.

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