My mom is a maffia boss.
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23-12-2013, 04:29 PM
My mom is a maffia boss.
Ok, my mom plays cards(kings row whatever that is) with her friends every Thursday at the clubhouse in the community where she used to live, WINS MOST OF THE TIME. Now she is in a retirement home and plays bingo a few times a week. And even as a kid and teen like backgammon, she'd always win.

No one buys into the bingo game, but if you win the charity worker who comes in pays out. Normal wins for the average hour is 25cents. But tonight my mom won $1.75.

There is no skill in bingo other than spotting the numbers on your card, so knowing how long she has been there and how much she wins, I swear she has the entire damned thing rigged and I am now sure she had a hand in starting Las Vegas but has kept a lid on that part of her history.

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23-12-2013, 04:33 PM
RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
Boasting or fear?

Still, kickass. Big Grin

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23-12-2013, 04:35 PM
RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
"Leave the gun...take the cannolis."

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23-12-2013, 04:37 PM
RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
Of course I fear her, she drives a scooter still thinking she is at a Coney Island bumber car ride.

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23-12-2013, 04:39 PM
RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
(23-12-2013 04:33 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Boasting or fear?

Still, kickass. Big Grin

Both!

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