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24-05-2014, 07:42 PM
My new career.
Today I will start my new career as a VLT.
This is how it'll work.
You give me $1000. I shine a bunch of colourful lights in your face, I say "ding ding ding ding" and give you back $500.
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24-05-2014, 07:47 PM
RE: My new career.
Need an assistant?

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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24-05-2014, 08:15 PM
RE: My new career.
(24-05-2014 07:47 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Need an assistant?

No but I will be selling franchises.
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25-05-2014, 02:18 PM
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You forgot the closure "How do you feel about that?" which leads to close-able, emotive responses.

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I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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25-05-2014, 10:10 PM
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Why don't you give me half of 500$ + 90$ in cat(s), subtract half of a cat, and give me the rest of the money.
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25-05-2014, 10:17 PM
My new career.
Very Large Telescope?

β€œIt is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes
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26-05-2014, 08:54 AM
RE: My new career.
(25-05-2014 10:17 PM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  Very Large Telescope?

Naw I tried that. It's hard to carve out a living as a telescope. That and the scientists get all the glory. Bastards wouldn't have seen shit if wasn't for me. But that don't stop them from going around saying "I've discovered...!" Fuckers..
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26-05-2014, 09:14 AM
RE: My new career.
(26-05-2014 08:54 AM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  
(25-05-2014 10:17 PM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  Very Large Telescope?

That and the scientists get all the glory.

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I can't even begin to see where that's wrong.

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26-05-2014, 09:16 AM
RE: My new career.
(24-05-2014 07:42 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  Today I will start my new career as a VLT.
This is how it'll work.
You give me $1000. I shine a bunch of colourful lights in your face, I say "ding ding ding ding" and give you back $500.

I like it....sounds like a European McDonalds!!!!

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26-05-2014, 09:17 AM
RE: My new career.
(26-05-2014 09:16 AM)RaisdCath Wrote:  
(24-05-2014 07:42 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  Today I will start my new career as a VLT.
This is how it'll work.
You give me $1000. I shine a bunch of colourful lights in your face, I say "ding ding ding ding" and give you back $500.

I like it....sounds like a European McDonalds!!!!

But with heath standards.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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