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02-10-2015, 07:45 PM
My toast got burned.
It's a conspiracy! A big fucking conspiracy! The Builder Burgers burned my fucking toast! Connect the dots, man! They have a secret microscopic chip in every circuit breaker that lets them amp up the amperage at will! They're fucking with me because I know, man! My appliance repairman is in on it, man! It's a scheme for him to make more money, man! What? What's that? You think I'm crazy? How much are They paying you, man!? How could you sell out like that, man!? Are you a recruiter for the John-Birch-Weather-Underground-Illuminati-Masononic-Booster Club, man!? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM!?



What's that? You're not? Heh. That's too bad. Too bad....

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02-10-2015, 08:00 PM
RE: My toast got burned.
It's happening to me too. They are frying the white sugar frosting on my Pop Tarts, the bastards.
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02-10-2015, 08:08 PM
RE: My toast got burned.
Are you out of bread? If not, just cook some more on a lower setting.

I just woke up too.

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02-10-2015, 08:28 PM
RE: My toast got burned.
Don't rat them out or you will be......... toast ThumbsupLaugh out load

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02-10-2015, 09:21 PM
RE: My toast got burned.
You've got it all wrong, OMM.

It's the Wheat Industry that are trying to control us! It's red pill / blue pill shit!

The Big Wheat Lobby are trying to deaden our minds and keep us controlled and sedated like a flock of christian sheep.

The toast-burners are the rebels who are trying to free you!

Does your appliance repairman look anything like Laurence Fishburne?

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03-10-2015, 04:38 AM
RE: My toast got burned.
Some deity is clearly trying to send you a message. Check the image on the burned toast to figure out Who...
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03-10-2015, 05:07 AM
RE: My toast got burned.
(03-10-2015 04:38 AM)julep Wrote:  Some deity is clearly trying to send you a message. Check the image on the burned toast to figure out Who...

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03-10-2015, 05:11 AM
RE: My toast got burned.
Haven't you noticed that burnt toast is black JUST LIKE THE HELICOPTERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You think it's a coincidence??????

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03-10-2015, 08:11 AM
RE: My toast got burned.
It's a sign of things to come - take a deep breath - what does it smell like?

Right - burning in HELL!

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07-10-2015, 11:45 AM
RE: My toast got burned.
Hell, I'd forgotten all about this thread. I need to drunk-post more often.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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