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26-11-2015, 09:42 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:32 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:13 AM)izel Wrote:  HA!

[Image: turkey_hotspot_map.jpg]

How do you get by with only one highway through the whole country?

Haven't you heard CAMELS?

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26-11-2015, 09:52 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:33 AM)julep Wrote:  Just walked my son down the 50-yard line for senior day at our high school Thanksgiving football game. Now home, cooking, have already had slightly snippy words with my husband about how to set up the food/table.


Cool day with your son!


We make the setup simple...all food is placed on the island in the kitchen. Plates, silverware, etc. on the counter. Grab and go! A couple of TV trays in the living room for the guys so they can watch football.

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26-11-2015, 09:54 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:02 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 07:19 AM)DerFish Wrote:  Haitian maid just got here. She brought the preordered smoked turkey legs. 7 of them one for each of us, including her and her daughter.

Where did you find a 7 legged turkey?

Smoke a handicap turkey....have you no shame.

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26-11-2015, 09:55 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:42 AM)izel Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:32 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  How do you get by with only one highway through the whole country?

Haven't you heard CAMELS?

You have turkeys AND camels? Such an exotic place! Hobo

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26-11-2015, 10:03 AM
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(26-11-2015 08:24 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  Mr. Bean disagrees...

[Image: mr_bean_turkey_head.jpg]

That's my favorite comedy bit using a turkey. The American TV show Friends stole it from the genius of Mr Bean. Pissed me off.

Also, here are things NOT to do with turkeys...





Try not to have a family argument during the cooking process. LOL.





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26-11-2015, 10:05 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:32 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:13 AM)izel Wrote:  HA!

[Image: turkey_hotspot_map.jpg]

How do you get by with only one highway through the whole country?

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26-11-2015, 10:09 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:55 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:42 AM)izel Wrote:  Haven't you heard CAMELS?

You have turkeys AND camels? Such an exotic place! Hobo

Believe it or not, I have never seen a Camel in real life. Laugh out load and for the record, we have more than one highway. Stereotypes Facepalm

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26-11-2015, 10:17 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:42 AM)izel Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:32 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  How do you get by with only one highway through the whole country?

Haven't you heard CAMELS?


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26-11-2015, 10:23 AM
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We have a 12 pound turkey for two carnivores and a vegetarian. I'll be eating turkey sandwiches for a while. Smile
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26-11-2015, 10:58 AM
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In the process of preparing the green bean casserole and Brussels Sprouts gratin that I was tasked with. Then I'll be helping mom with her cooking.

Happy Thanksgiving!
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