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26-11-2015, 11:11 AM
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(26-11-2015 10:58 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  In the process of preparing the green bean casserole and Brussels Sprouts gratin that I was tasked with. Then I'll be helping mom with her cooking.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Beautiful crisp sunny day for Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your little baby Hobbit.

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26-11-2015, 11:58 AM
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I hate turkeys so every year for 46 years, I have made duck a l'orange. I always cook two ducks. However, this year my wife said no more. Even though she loves my duck a l'orange, she has decided that I am too sick and too crippled to spend that much time on my feet. Typically, it takes me 3.5 hours standing up to make the orange sauce and cook the ducks. I cannot do that anymore. I do have a couple of ducks stashed in the freezer and one of these days, when I feel better, I will make duck a l'orange. I also have a couple tall stools in my workshop and if I bring one of them up to the kitchen, that could help a lot. I do not deprive my wife, Susie, of turkey although she isn't a big fan of it either. Every year I kill one or two wild turkeys and I usually toss them in the smoker. Even I like them when they are smoked and the turkeys are wild turkeys. This Thanksgiving it is just Susie and me and she is cooking cornish game hens and wild rice. It is a beautiful Colorado day -- overcast and light snow but not terribly cold. We will enjoy it.
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26-11-2015, 12:44 PM
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A broken oven means your Turkey is indeed bigger than mine! Weeping

Stove top works tho, so it's fried ham over here! Big Grin

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26-11-2015, 01:35 PM
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Mine is a 22 pounder! Barely fits the counter-top roaster. Seriously... 11 people in the house today.
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26-11-2015, 02:07 PM
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One year, the day before Thanksgiving, my husband turned on the self cleaning oven setting to...duh.. clean the oven but when morning came and we wanted to pop the turkey into the oven the self cleaning locking mechanism on the oven wouldn't unlock. We couldn't get the damned oven door open. We were getting desperate when I thought, maybe.... just maybe, a wire hanger bent in a hook shape would unlock the little lever inside the door. It worked but we had a later than usual Thanksgiving dinner that year.

So let that be a lesson to all of you with ovens that self clean. Smartass

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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27-11-2015, 07:33 AM
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(26-11-2015 10:03 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  


Wait, what? The oil's not supposed to be on fire. Facepalm

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27-11-2015, 07:34 AM
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(26-11-2015 09:02 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 07:19 AM)DerFish Wrote:  Haitian maid just got here. She brought the preordered smoked turkey legs. 7 of them one for each of us, including her and her daughter.

Where did you find a 7 legged turkey?

GMO turkeys. Drinking Beverage

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27-11-2015, 07:36 AM
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(27-11-2015 07:34 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(26-11-2015 09:02 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Where did you find a 7 legged turkey?

GMO turkeys. Drinking Beverage

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27-11-2015, 07:53 AM
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we had a small gathering of 8 at the nephew's. His apartment has a big theater room we used, watched some games on the big screen.
One of the attendees has a few home businesses, and one of those was a NSFW custom fortune cookie company. THAT was fun Big Grin
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02-12-2015, 07:56 PM
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(27-11-2015 07:53 AM)skyking Wrote:  we had a small gathering of 8 at the nephew's. His apartment has a big theater room we used, watched some games on the big screen.
One of the attendees has a few home businesses, and one of those was a NSFW custom fortune cookie company. THAT was fun Big Grin

We always like to add ..."in bed" to the end of our fortunes when we go out. Changes the meaning drastically in the most funny way sometimesShy
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