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15-01-2013, 08:21 PM
My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
Like one of those parties where buy overpriced small appliences. It's being thrown by someone that I think she has the hots for. She's never been with a woman before and I told her to slow down, but I have a feeling tonight might be thatt. night.

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15-01-2013, 08:34 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
You should never tell a woman to slow down when she's after sex. Especially when she's after sex with another woman.

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15-01-2013, 08:41 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
*walks into a room full of naked writhing bodies*

"Shit, I forgot my apron"

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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15-01-2013, 08:43 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
Well she boldly admitted she's after sex with at least two of my friends. WANT BE THERE.
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15-01-2013, 08:45 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
Are you in an open relationship?

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15-01-2013, 08:53 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
*Is waiting in anticipation*

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15-01-2013, 08:55 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
*Pulls out rolling pin*

"Where can I put this?"

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15-01-2013, 09:21 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
LOL. I assume you mean "won't" be there?

That takes half the fun out of it!
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15-01-2013, 09:49 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
Fuckin' horndogs.

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15-01-2013, 10:00 PM
RE: My wife went to a cooking party tonight.
(15-01-2013 09:21 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  LOL. I assume you mean "won't" be there?

That takes half the fun out of it!
I'd like to think that it's more of a 'Can't. Sentence. Properly...' moment. It adds more fun! Big Grin

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