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22-01-2014, 12:03 PM
Mystery of Noah's ark solved
For too long, the primary objection to the story of Noah's ark has been the ability of the ark to carry representatives of all the living species on the planet for a year.

Now, I believe the mystery has been solved:

   

Found this in the cookie jar. It appears to show a donkey mating with a rhino. The answer to the mystery of Noah's ark came to me in a flash. Cross-breeding. Noah only had to carry a few species. The rest would come in time. This particular pairing probably produced the famous rhinkey or the less well-known honkey.

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22-01-2014, 12:18 PM
RE: Mystery of Noah's ark solved
(22-01-2014 12:03 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  For too long, the primary objection to the story of Noah's ark has been the ability of the ark to carry representatives of all the living species on the planet for a year.

Now, I believe the mystery has been solved:


Found this in the cookie jar. It appears to show a donkey mating with a rhino. The answer to the mystery of Noah's ark came to me in a flash. Cross-breeding. Noah only had to carry a few species. The rest would come in time. This particular pairing probably produced the famous rhinkey or the less well-known honkey.

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Seems legit. These were shown to me as proof the other day.
http://www.setterfield.org/Ark/The_Ark.html
http://www.setterfield.org/Genesis_1-11/...ction.html

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22-01-2014, 12:46 PM
RE: Mystery of Noah's ark solved
Oh...don't say that. You laugh, but next thing you know a Creationist will see this and unapologetically add it to their arguments.

Sounds no different than any of their claims, if you actually read what their specific claims actually are.

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22-01-2014, 12:50 PM
RE: Mystery of Noah's ark solved
(22-01-2014 12:03 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  For too long, the primary objection to the story of Noah's ark has been the ability of the ark to carry representatives of all the living species on the planet for a year.

Now, I believe the mystery has been solved:


Found this in the cookie jar. It appears to show a donkey mating with a rhino. The answer to the mystery of Noah's ark came to me in a flash. Cross-breeding. Noah only had to carry a few species. The rest would come in time. This particular pairing probably produced the famous rhinkey or the less well-known honkey.

Doc


Or, you know, it could be proof you're just plain crackers... Rolleyes

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22-01-2014, 01:11 PM
RE: Mystery of Noah's ark solved
(22-01-2014 12:50 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(22-01-2014 12:03 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  For too long, the primary objection to the story of Noah's ark has been the ability of the ark to carry representatives of all the living species on the planet for a year.

Now, I believe the mystery has been solved:


Found this in the cookie jar. It appears to show a donkey mating with a rhino. The answer to the mystery of Noah's ark came to me in a flash. Cross-breeding. Noah only had to carry a few species. The rest would come in time. This particular pairing probably produced the famous rhinkey or the less well-known honkey.

Doc


Or, you know, it could be proof you're just plain crackers... Rolleyes

He may be crackers, but you're nuts Tongue

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27-01-2014, 10:58 AM
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More proof (of production problems at the cookie factory).

What would this combo produce and why is the cat facing the other way?

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27-01-2014, 11:25 AM
RE: Mystery of Noah's ark solved
(27-01-2014 10:58 AM)docskeptic Wrote:  More proof (of production problems at the cookie factory).

What would this combo produce and why is the cat facing the other way?

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Produce? nothing..... but thats where all the gayness in the animal kingdom comes from..... Damn Noah, he fucked up everything. Hobo
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