NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
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19-05-2016, 12:55 PM
NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
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Quote:Usually at some point in the day (and for some of us,
multiple points) many of us find ourselves wishing we
could abandon our responsibilities to return back to
our beds to live out the rest of the day under a quiet
refuge of blankets and smoke weed. Despite the guilt
of chronic laziness, a day in bed sounds pretty darn
relaxing—if only we could financially support
ourselves by doing so.

Turns out, NASA might have the answer we’re all
looking for—although it might require a little more
“relaxation” than originally imagined. NASA is
currently looking for volunteers to participate in their
“Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend
70 straight days in bed and smoke different types of.

Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play
games, as well as smoke cannabis throughout the
duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair
game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool
$1,200 per week….


Well, shit! Sign my ass up!

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19-05-2016, 12:59 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
I'm probably that one oddball who wouldn't do it Tongue

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19-05-2016, 01:00 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
Ha, I bet you there will be tens, if not hundreds of thousands of applicants for this study. Big Grin

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19-05-2016, 01:01 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
I don't like the idea of being a vegetable.

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19-05-2016, 01:30 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
Too good to be true.
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19-05-2016, 01:41 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
(19-05-2016 01:30 PM)pablo Wrote:  Too good to be true.

Thanks, Pablo.

I should've known. Tongue

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19-05-2016, 02:00 PM
RE: NASA will pay you $18,000 to lay around and get high for 70 days
Dammit. I woulda totally done it. Take me NASA! Take me now!

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19-05-2016, 02:49 PM
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It makes one wonder -- what's the control group doing???


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19-05-2016, 03:49 PM
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(19-05-2016 01:01 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  I don't like the idea of being a vegetable.

It's not all bad.




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19-05-2016, 04:39 PM
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(19-05-2016 01:01 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  I don't like the idea of being a vegetable.
I dunno, it's seems to be working for you so far.

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