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31-03-2017, 08:19 PM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(31-03-2017 07:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, it's not all bad. There's a small video screen on the top of the machine to watch videos porn. The upshot is that it's hands free but can robot sex be far behind? Dodgy I think not.

I read "from" instead of "far". Gasp

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31-03-2017, 08:21 PM
Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(31-03-2017 07:15 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This is totally, completely off topic and an entirely different subject and I apologize in advance, but I was reminded of the Automatic Sperm Extractor in China for those men too embarrassed to use their hands. ?






Holy shit! Too bad a real vagina can't do that.
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31-03-2017, 08:27 PM
Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(31-03-2017 08:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(31-03-2017 07:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, it's not all bad. There's a small video screen on the top of the machine to watch videos porn. The upshot is that it's hands free but can robot sex be far behind? Dodgy I think not.

I read "from" instead of "far". Gasp


I'm sure they can make an automatic sperm injector for you. Just bend over and it will knock you up.
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31-03-2017, 08:34 PM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(31-03-2017 07:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, it's not all bad. There's a small video screen on the top of the machine to watch videos porn. The upshot is that it's hands free but can robot sex be far behind? Dodgy I think not.

Well, it's been mechanical for way too many people for way too long, so... Drinking Beverage

Here's an interesting article on the subject.

(Oh, and the amazing and wonderful, and lovely Ted Chiang has a great story on artificial intelligence and their... well, lifecycle. Well worth the read (as is every single thing he's ever written).

Also, the word teledildonics's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while. Laugh out load

Oh my god, Dom, I almost woke up the household, I snorted so loud!

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31-03-2017, 08:58 PM
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(31-03-2017 08:34 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(31-03-2017 07:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, it's not all bad. There's a small video screen on the top of the machine to watch videos porn. The upshot is that it's hands free but can robot sex be far behind? Dodgy I think not.

Well, it's been mechanical for way too many people for way too long, so... Drinking Beverage

Here's an interesting article on the subject.

(Oh, and the amazing and wonderful, and lovely Ted Chiang has a great story on artificial intelligence and their... well, lifecycle. Well worth the read (as is every single thing he's ever written).

Also, the word teledildonics's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while. Laugh out load

Oh my god, Dom, I almost woke up the household, I snorted so loud!

Mmmmkay. Digital Dildos and Virtual Viginas. Rolleyes

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31-03-2017, 09:09 PM
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Huh Dafuq? It would appear that I just wandered through this thread, and THREE people got banned? Have I just entered another dimension? Huh
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31-03-2017, 09:13 PM
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April fools bans?
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31-03-2017, 09:13 PM
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Oh, I guess I'm banned too. Laugh out load
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31-03-2017, 09:48 PM
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Tsk, tsk. Two pages in, and not one "Comfy Chair" allusion? Angel
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01-04-2017, 05:19 AM
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(31-03-2017 09:48 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Tsk, tsk. Two pages in, and not one "Comfy Chair" allusion? Angel

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