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01-04-2017, 10:01 AM
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(01-04-2017 05:19 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(31-03-2017 09:48 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Tsk, tsk. Two pages in, and not one "Comfy Chair" allusion? Angel

The shame is real, man. Real and deep.

Time for penance Sleepy




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01-04-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 07:15 AM)Vera Wrote:  Was this for the Ultimate Darwin Awards Championship? Facepalm The fact that we can land a probe on a comet hurtling through space *and* have people like this, in the same species, only lends credence to my theory that our ancestors must've had an evolutionary fling with a particularly dumb species whose genes coding for epic levels of idiotism are especially strong in some of us.

Unless you're working the emergency services, you have no idea to what level people go to get their rocks off. There are foreign objects inserted that I never would have thought could serve any purpose than the obvious.

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01-04-2017, 10:22 AM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 10:15 AM)abaris Wrote:  
(01-04-2017 07:15 AM)Vera Wrote:  Was this for the Ultimate Darwin Awards Championship? Facepalm The fact that we can land a probe on a comet hurtling through space *and* have people like this, in the same species, only lends credence to my theory that our ancestors must've had an evolutionary fling with a particularly dumb species whose genes coding for epic levels of idiotism are especially strong in some of us.

Unless you're working the emergency services, you have no idea to what level people go to get their rocks off. There are foreign objects inserted that I never would have thought could serve any purpose than the obvious.

Too true brother, only you and I and other health care professionals can truly grasp how fucked up the human condition really is.
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01-04-2017, 11:23 AM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
Do tell, you guys. I haven't despaired about humans in a couple of days Wink (Nah, I'm kidding, I mostly like my species, I just have my more pessimistic moments)

But! Now I have the perfect excuse to post this, one of the funniest things I've ever read. And THE best comment ever!

Italian Couple Become Bound At The Genitals While Having Ocean Sex


It sounds like a spell you'd learn in sex-ed at Hogwarts, but "penis captivus" is a real – if rare – medical condition, as one hapless Italian couple learned this week.

..the amorous couple were making the most of a warm day, and a practically deserted beach, when they decided to take a dip in the ocean at Porto San Giorgio to express their love.

But their lovemaking came to an embarrassing end when the man was unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction... They remained in the water until they caught the attention of a woman walking along the beach, who gave them a towel after they struggled back to the shore.

A doctor was called and they were taken to a hospital emergency room. There the woman was given an injection usually used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women, in order to untangle the couple.
It bears mentioning that inextricability "due to suction" is an altogether different mechanism for penis captivus than that proposed by Dr. John Dean, Clinical Director of Gender and Sexual Medicine for Devon Partnership NHS Trust in southwest England:

What... is likely to happen is that when the penis is within the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged. The muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm... While those muscles contract, the penis becomes stuck and further engorged within [the vagina] until the muscles relax, blood can flow out... the penis... the penis starts to go down after orgasm and the man can withdraw.


And now, drumroll, if you please...

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

Someone give this man the whole internet! Bowing

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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01-04-2017, 11:25 AM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 11:23 AM)Vera Wrote:  Do tell, you guys. I haven't despaired about humans in a couple of days Wink (Nah, I'm kidding, I mostly like my species, I just have my more pessimistic moments)

But! Now I have the perfect excuse to post this, one of the funniest things I've ever read. And THE best comment ever!

Italian Couple Become Bound At The Genitals While Having Ocean Sex


It sounds like a spell you'd learn in sex-ed at Hogwarts, but "penis captivus" is a real – if rare – medical condition, as one hapless Italian couple learned this week.

..the amorous couple were making the most of a warm day, and a practically deserted beach, when they decided to take a dip in the ocean at Porto San Giorgio to express their love.

But their lovemaking came to an embarrassing end when the man was unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction... They remained in the water until they caught the attention of a woman walking along the beach, who gave them a towel after they struggled back to the shore.

A doctor was called and they were taken to a hospital emergency room. There the woman was given an injection usually used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women, in order to untangle the couple.
It bears mentioning that inextricability "due to suction" is an altogether different mechanism for penis captivus than that proposed by Dr. John Dean, Clinical Director of Gender and Sexual Medicine for Devon Partnership NHS Trust in southwest England:

What... is likely to happen is that when the penis is within the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged. The muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm... While those muscles contract, the penis becomes stuck and further engorged within [the vagina] until the muscles relax, blood can flow out... the penis... the penis starts to go down after orgasm and the man can withdraw.


And now, drumroll, if you please...

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

Someone give this man the whole internet! Bowing

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01-04-2017, 06:45 PM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 11:25 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Shut up you're banned! Laugh out load Tongue:


You know as well as I do that in the outer darkness where I have, apparently, been cast, there's much wailing Drinking Beverage (also, gnashing of teeth... or rather, clenching, which as I discovered last year, much to my dismay, I might've been doing for years, without realising)

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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01-04-2017, 07:32 PM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 06:45 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(01-04-2017 11:25 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Shut up you're banned! Laugh out load Tongue:


You know as well as I do that in the outer darkness where I have, apparently, been cast, there's much wailing Drinking Beverage (also, gnashing of teeth... or rather, clenching, which as I discovered last year, much to my dismay, I might've been doing for years, without realising)

I do that too, have to wear a mouth guard at night time to avoid grinding my teeth down.
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01-04-2017, 07:44 PM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 07:32 PM)adey67 Wrote:  
(01-04-2017 06:45 PM)Vera Wrote:  You know as well as I do that in the outer darkness where I have, apparently, been cast, there's much wailing Drinking Beverage (also, gnashing of teeth... or rather, clenching, which as I discovered last year, much to my dismay, I might've been doing for years, without realising)

I do that too, have to wear a mouth guard at night time to avoid grinding my teeth down.

My teeth be damned (the rest of me already is, anyway Big Grin ), I think it really isn't helping with the horrific headaches I started having (I think because of my neck - all that brain's weighing my head down, you know Big Grin )

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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01-04-2017, 09:53 PM
Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 07:03 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(31-03-2017 07:15 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This is totally, completely off topic and an entirely different subject and I apologize in advance, but I was reminded of the Automatic Sperm Extractor in China for those men too embarrassed to use their hands. ?





Dear god ... in public?! I'm gonna need more than that to get past my performance anxiety.


The production model comes with side curtains. This is just the prototype.
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02-04-2017, 01:13 AM
RE: Naughty Chair, Mexican Style
(01-04-2017 09:53 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(01-04-2017 07:03 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Dear god ... in public?! I'm gonna need more than that to get past my performance anxiety.


The production model comes with side curtains. This is just the prototype.

Most pocket-pals come with curtains ... of a sort. Is that really an upgrade?
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