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01-12-2011, 09:27 PM
RE: Necromancy
(01-12-2011 09:58 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  HA HA YES! D&D. Oh the stories I have to share!

Anyways. Yeah jesus definitely has the credentials to be considered a full fledged necromancer. The evil looking facial hair, the flowy robes, a procession of disciples, and the ability to raise the dead and preform other magical feats. I am slighty scared by the fact that he can can raise himself from the dead. Only very powerful necromancers can do that.....wait...ah crap. Jesus is a nether lich. Well it's official, we're screwed.

Shiieett.. Alright place your bets...

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05-03-2015, 08:37 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 04:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  This makes me want to necro the shit out of some threads just for shits and giggles.

Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

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05-03-2015, 08:40 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 08:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

I approve!

Bowing

Let the spankings begin!

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05-03-2015, 08:41 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 08:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

You... you resurrected this thread! Shocking
You gotta be the hottest necromancer, everz! Tongue

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05-03-2015, 08:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
Dammit. I disagree with post #2. Not the OP. See what drinking gets you. Inebriated necro posts that make no fucking sense. No worries though, I won't be repeating last week's rant post tonight Smile

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05-03-2015, 09:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
Necromancing a thread about necromancy, when will the madness end?

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05-03-2015, 09:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
What's with all the necro threads today? There's about three others today. I mean, if some of you like dead things.....

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Actually, I think he's been stuffed.

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
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05-03-2015, 09:56 PM
RE: Necromancy
Cause somebody new necromanced a thread and was given shit about it. So these are more for S's and G's

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05-03-2015, 10:01 PM
RE: Necromancy
I'm gonna need a necromancer since this thread debacle just blew my mind.

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06-03-2015, 08:29 AM
RE: Necromancy
NURSE!!!!!! MY SAVIOR!!!!!!!!! BowingBowingBowingBowingBowing

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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