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01-12-2011, 09:27 PM
RE: Necromancy
(01-12-2011 09:58 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  HA HA YES! D&D. Oh the stories I have to share!

Anyways. Yeah jesus definitely has the credentials to be considered a full fledged necromancer. The evil looking facial hair, the flowy robes, a procession of disciples, and the ability to raise the dead and preform other magical feats. I am slighty scared by the fact that he can can raise himself from the dead. Only very powerful necromancers can do that.....wait...ah crap. Jesus is a nether lich. Well it's official, we're screwed.

Shiieett.. Alright place your bets...

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05-03-2015, 08:37 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 04:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  This makes me want to necro the shit out of some threads just for shits and giggles.

Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

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05-03-2015, 08:40 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 08:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

I approve!

Bowing

Let the spankings begin!

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05-03-2015, 08:41 PM
RE: Necromancy
(05-03-2015 08:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(05-03-2015 06:22 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Haha yeah. Just quote a random post in a really old thread and say "I Agree!"... And leave it at that

Arise!!! It's the fucking apocalypse!

I disagree with the OP. Fictional biblical HeyZeus was totes a necromancer.

Please don't ban me, bro. Arrghhaaahhhh... I need a fucking life.

You... you resurrected this thread! Shocking
You gotta be the hottest necromancer, everz! Tongue

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05-03-2015, 08:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
Dammit. I disagree with post #2. Not the OP. See what drinking gets you. Inebriated necro posts that make no fucking sense. No worries though, I won't be repeating last week's rant post tonight Smile

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05-03-2015, 09:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
Necromancing a thread about necromancy, when will the madness end?

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05-03-2015, 09:45 PM
RE: Necromancy
What's with all the necro threads today? There's about three others today. I mean, if some of you like dead things.....

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Actually, I think he's been stuffed.

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05-03-2015, 09:56 PM
RE: Necromancy
Cause somebody new necromanced a thread and was given shit about it. So these are more for S's and G's

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05-03-2015, 10:01 PM
RE: Necromancy
I'm gonna need a necromancer since this thread debacle just blew my mind.

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06-03-2015, 08:29 AM
RE: Necromancy
NURSE!!!!!! MY SAVIOR!!!!!!!!! BowingBowingBowingBowingBowing

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
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