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14-04-2015, 06:37 AM
RE: Need a summary
(14-04-2015 06:30 AM)Alex K Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 06:16 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I usually go to other places on the internet when I feel a great urge in my member. Especially when it's becoming.

rule 36, RobbyPants, rule 36...

Sorry. I should know better than to judge like that.

* runs off and Google-images "atheist porn" *
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14-04-2015, 07:48 AM
RE: Need a summary
(13-04-2015 11:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  *deepbreath*

So it all started when a a great lord created a bunch of rings which he dished out to a bunch of people. Little did those people know though that the dude that created all the rings betrayed them and bound them into darkness and shit. As a result shit hit the fan and a last ditched effort by a bunch of cunts and another bunch of pointy eared cunts (no relation) joined together to stop this cunt that made the rings. They all got together, Steve was designated sober driver and he is a good driver so it was a nobrainer, and they all rode around to this dudes house to confront him. They rock on up and knocked on the door and were all like "not cool bro" and the bro was all like "..." because he wasn't home, he was at the grocery store buying cheese. The cunts decided that they didn't want to wait around for the bro so they got Steve to just drop them off home and that was that. However, in a land far far far away, about 10km down the road in the town over to be exact a dude was all like "yo bro, you're my son and shit" and his son was all like "nooooooooo" and than he was all like "yes I am" and the other dude was all like "you sure?" and than they gave eachother a look because they knew what a slut the bro's mom was and they just cracked up laughing and hugged it out. Meanwhile back at the other town some pedo guy knocked on this guys door and was all like "go destroy the ring" and the guy was all like "nah.." and just pawned it instead and used the money to buy beer. He drunk the beer and his liver failed and he died. In the end everyone died. There was also a whole bunch of dragon.

And that's why all the AF people came over here.
Makes sense.....

But, don't go telling that story too loudly.....

You'll end up with people chasing you around wanting to venerate you....

And you get crucified -- so that sucks....


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14-04-2015, 07:49 AM
RE: Need a summary
(14-04-2015 06:37 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 06:30 AM)Alex K Wrote:  rule 36, RobbyPants, rule 36...

Sorry. I should know better than to judge like that.

* runs off and Google-images "atheist porn" *

Yeah, all you're gonna find if you do that is Bananagate.

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14-04-2015, 09:06 AM
RE: Need a summary
They came over to borrow a cup of sugar and haven't left yet.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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14-04-2015, 09:18 AM
RE: Need a summary
(14-04-2015 09:06 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  They came over to borrow a cup of sugar and haven't left yet.

Do you by any chance have some flour and butter, too. This is really embarrassing..

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14-04-2015, 09:21 AM
RE: Need a summary
(14-04-2015 09:06 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  They came over to borrow a cup of sugar and haven't left yet.

Yabut...

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14-04-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Need a summary
(14-04-2015 06:37 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Sorry. I should know better than to judge like that.

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Boom! First two hits! Google did not disappoint!

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14-04-2015, 06:46 PM
RE: Need a summary
I'm just looking for Jesus. Turning over all stones.
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