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18-10-2014, 06:07 AM
Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
So recently (in the last few days) I have had an extremely strong urge to get myself a pet giraffe. Like if someone asked me right now what is the one thing in life I would want in order to consider my life to be complete I would say "to have a pet giraffe".

I don't know what it is about giraffes but I fucking want one.
I wanna saddle up, suit up and ride around on one and I wanna call it Wellington (to go with my pet dachshund I'm going to get that I want to call Nelson.).

There is something inherently appealing about riding around town on the back of a giraffe named Wellington whilst wearing a fancy suit and walking my pet sausage dog named Nelson. To achieve this will please me deeply.

And so this thread. I require a giraffe and I thought I'd ask if anyone has a spare just laying around that I could have?

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18-10-2014, 06:14 AM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
There's a guy with a really long neck living across the street from me....

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18-10-2014, 06:18 AM
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Sure, I have one in my back pocket, I'll Fed X it to you toot sweet. Did I mention Angelina Jolie is giving me a blowjob right now?

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18-10-2014, 06:22 AM
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There's one in the zoo in the town where I live. They'll let you feed them, don't know about the riding part though..

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18-10-2014, 06:23 AM
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18-10-2014, 06:25 AM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
giraffe cam

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/southcarolin...iraffe_int


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18-10-2014, 03:15 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
Plenty of roos over here?Yes
Shipping could be a problem though!
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18-10-2014, 04:13 PM
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I'm not sure you could take care of a giraffe. There's a lot of overhead.Consider

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18-10-2014, 04:30 PM
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(18-10-2014 04:13 PM)Chas Wrote:  I'm not sure you could take care of a giraffe. There's a lot of overhead.Consider

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18-10-2014, 04:34 PM
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