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18-10-2014, 04:40 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
It's not impossible!

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My dad always wanted a pet rhino to ride Laugh out load

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18-10-2014, 05:22 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
I picked out a lifesized giraffe yard sculpture.....but no one wanted it but me. I was outvoted. Lol

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18-10-2014, 06:53 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
I should really stop posting threads late at night.

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18-10-2014, 07:00 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
Quote:There's a guy with a really long neck living across the street from me....

I want a giraffe not your neighbor.

Quote:Sure, I have one in my back pocket, I'll Fed X it to you toot sweet. Did I mention Angelina Jolie is giving me a blowjob right now?

No need to to be sarcastic. Just because people have dreams doesn't mean you need to shit all over them.

Quote:There's one in the zoo in the town where I live. They'll let you feed them, don't know about the riding part though..

I don't wanna just ride one, I want to own one that I can ride.
Does this zoo give them away?

Quote: Plenty of roos over here?Yes
Shipping could be a problem though!

While the concept of riding around on a roo is appealing I think I'll pass.
I'd rather ride a giraffe than a roo.

Quote:I'm not sure you could take care of a giraffe. There's a lot of overhead.Consider

Facepalm You're gonna giraffe me crazy with these puns Chas.

Quote:It's not impossible!

I know it's not. I don't set impossible goals, I'm a realist.

Quote:My dad always wanted a pet rhino to ride Laugh out load

Your dad is the fucking man.
Fucking spot on Bevin.

Quote:I picked out a lifesized giraffe yard sculpture.....but no one wanted it but me. I was outvoted. Lol

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18-10-2014, 10:24 PM (This post was last modified: 18-10-2014 10:51 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
Oh, so Muffers wants to ride around like, all on his *Ladee Go-Diva* gee-rafe.
*fingerwag*

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18-10-2014, 10:40 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
When you get one Muffs can I visit you?

I absolutely love giraffes.

I've even been licked by one! Yes


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-10-2014, 10:44 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 10:40 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  When you get one Muffs can I visit you?

I absolutely love giraffes.

I've even been licked by one! Yes

Blink

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18-10-2014, 10:50 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 10:44 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(18-10-2014 10:40 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  When you get one Muffs can I visit you?

I absolutely love giraffes.

I've even been licked by one! Yes

Blink

Yes, they have super duper long tongues. Freakishly long.

It licked the side of my face and my hair.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-10-2014, 10:51 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 10:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-10-2014 10:44 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Blink

Yes, they have super duper long tongues. Freakishly long.

It licked the side of my face and my hair.

Giraffes looove to lick Yes

Also, muffs I tried to look up nz's laws regarding owning an exotic animal. I didn't have much luck Undecided

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18-10-2014, 10:54 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
We have 'em in the Wild Animal Park. My brother always takes peanuts to feed them.

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