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18-10-2014, 11:11 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 10:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yes, they have super duper long tongues. Freakishly long.

Ohmy

Stop trying to ruin my inappropriate thoughts with your explanations. Tongue

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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18-10-2014, 11:21 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 11:11 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(18-10-2014 10:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yes, they have super duper long tongues. Freakishly long.

Ohmy

Stop trying to ruin my inappropriate thoughts with your explanations. Tongue

It's a wonder those tongues fit into their heads.

It's all about the nooks and crannies.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-10-2014, 11:30 PM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
I'm sure Joburg Zoo would be interested in a gay kiwi... Mohammed and the mountain and all that...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-10-2014, 12:11 AM
RE: Need help. Probably from morondog but anyone that can help will do.
(18-10-2014 06:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So recently (in the last few days) I have had an extremely strong urge to get myself a pet giraffe. Like if someone asked me right now what is the one thing in life I would want in order to consider my life to be complete I would say "to have a pet giraffe".

I don't know what it is about giraffes but I fucking want one.
I wanna saddle up, suit up and ride around on one and I wanna call it Wellington (to go with my pet dachshund I'm going to get that I want to call Nelson.).

There is something inherently appealing about riding around town on the back of a giraffe named Wellington whilst wearing a fancy suit and walking my pet sausage dog named Nelson. To achieve this will please me deeply.

And so this thread. I require a giraffe and I thought I'd ask if anyone has a spare just laying around that I could have?

I'll see your Giraffe and raise you a Polar Bear!

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