New Bible - Just for Men
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08-12-2014, 02:11 PM
RE: New Bible - Just for Men
I was hoping it would have a centerfold of Jezebel. Or at least show us some of what made Samson go crazy over Delilah.

But the other comments I have can't be said outside the 18+ part of the site. However, this one quote from the article says it all for me:

Quote:It is time to come alongside men...

Giggity.
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08-12-2014, 02:41 PM
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If the entire Bible consisted only of the Psalms of Solomon men ( and women) wouldn't mind reading it at all. It actually might be quite pleasant.


"How graceful are your feet in sandals, O queenly maiden! Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies. Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. "

"Your channel is an orchard of pomegranates with all choicest fruits....."

Everything else in the Bible is a big snooze.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-12-2014, 04:59 PM
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(08-12-2014 10:27 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Finally, thank God!
I like it clear on how to best to demean and submit women. Facepalm

Don't forget: As a low ranked male, don't steal women who are the property of high rank males.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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08-12-2014, 06:01 PM
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Don't tell me how the book ends. I stopped reading when harems were still kosher. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to spend some quality time with my third favorite concubine. Thumbsup

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08-12-2014, 07:48 PM
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"Men often find themselves struggling in their marriages, with friendships and with pornography. (A 2014 Barna Group survey found that nearly two-thirds of Christian men view porn monthly.)"

So... who said they're struggling? Consider

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08-12-2014, 10:03 PM
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(08-12-2014 07:48 PM)Ohio Sky Wrote:  "Men often find themselves struggling in their marriages, with friendships and with pornography. (A 2014 Barna Group survey found that nearly two-thirds of Christian men view porn monthly.)"

So... who said they're struggling? Consider
They're struggling to get their frigid wives to watch the porn with them, and to not get caught touching themselves cause they'll have to confess in front of the church.
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08-12-2014, 10:10 PM
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I thought the old Bible was pretty much just for and about men. Angel

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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09-12-2014, 08:58 AM
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(08-12-2014 10:10 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I thought the old Bible was pretty much just for and about men. Angel

Yea, verily.

Sure seemed pretty one-sided to me.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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09-12-2014, 09:18 AM
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Quote:Even for Christian men, the Bible can be an extremely intimidating book to tackle. After all, it is the Word of God. It contains some pretty heavy stuff. And if you happen to pick up a translation and come across words like satyr, concupiscence and phylacteries, you can forget about reading more than two verses before you’re ready to go throw a football around or make a mess in the garage.

This is why men need their own bible? Sounds like they need wikipedia instead.

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09-12-2014, 09:35 AM
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(09-12-2014 09:18 AM)Dom Wrote:  
Quote:Even for Christian men, the Bible can be an extremely intimidating book to tackle. After all, it is the Word of God. It contains some pretty heavy stuff. And if you happen to pick up a translation and come across words like satyr, concupiscence and phylacteries, you can forget about reading more than two verses before you’re ready to go throw a football around or make a mess in the garage.

This is why men need their own bible? Sounds like they need wikipedia instead.

The Bible only seems intimidating to men because Christians want you to read only the gospels until you're thoroughly indoctrinated. If these men saw all the themes of sex from the start, the Bible might find its way into more bathrooms than hotel rooms

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