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31-12-2014, 09:37 PM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
(31-12-2014 05:49 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Own a fortune 500 company allowing me to retire in luxury so I am focus solely on world domination.

Hey ‘muffs, will any of us have a role in your world domination plot? What happens to us? Consider

Can I be in charge of quips? I’ll need minions though. I’ll also need to be paid an extravagant sum of money. Should we start talking about my retainer?

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31-12-2014, 09:41 PM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
(31-12-2014 09:37 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(31-12-2014 05:49 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Own a fortune 500 company allowing me to retire in luxury so I am focus solely on world domination.

Hey ‘muffs, will any of us have a role in your world domination plot? What happens to us? Consider

Can I be in charge of quips? I’ll need minions though. I’ll also need to be paid an extravagant sum of money. Should we start talking about my retainer?

I volunteer to be a highly paid minion.

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31-12-2014, 10:07 PM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
Oh I have a resolution that I'm going to try to keep.

I'm going to start the first week of January saving a dollar
Second week, I'll save two dollars
Third week -- three dollars and so on until November.

Then I'll take all the money and book myself a trip to Disneyland for Christmas and the rest of the fuckers here can suck it.


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31-12-2014, 10:09 PM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
(31-12-2014 09:41 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(31-12-2014 09:37 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Can I be in charge of quips? I’ll need minions though. I’ll also need to be paid an extravagant sum of money. Should we start talking about my retainer?

I volunteer to be a highly paid minion.

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As Quipmaster I accept, you may work as my highly paid minion.

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31-12-2014, 10:10 PM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
make a friend that will spend time with me.

yaaaaaaaaaay fun.
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01-01-2015, 01:04 AM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
Learn to play the piano. We have a full-size keyboard with weighted keys, all I have to do is give it about 15 minutes a day. I have really low expectations, but I'd like to keep at it for a year, then quit if I want to--or continue.
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01-01-2015, 01:22 AM (This post was last modified: 01-01-2015 05:37 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: New Years Resolutions?
(31-12-2014 10:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh I have a resolution that I'm going to try to keep.

I'm going to start the first week of January saving a dollar
Second week, I'll save two dollars
Third week -- three dollars and so on until November.

Then I'll take all the money and book myself a trip to Disneyland for Christmas and the rest of the fuckers here can suck it.

Why would you wan to go to Disneyland?

Logically, that place would be filled with kids! It'd be among the worst places imaginable!

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01-01-2015, 02:50 AM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
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01-01-2015, 06:58 AM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
(01-01-2015 01:04 AM)Gordon Wrote:  Learn to play the piano. We have a full-size keyboard with weighted keys, all I have to do is give it about 15 minutes a day. I have really low expectations, but I'd like to keep at it for a year, then quit if I want to--or continue.

That's a cool plan! My husband bought a bass guitar a few weeks ago. He has no musical background but wanted to give it a try. So far he seems to be enjoying it.

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01-01-2015, 07:08 AM
RE: New Years Resolutions?
Change my life by next Christmas (or sooner). Tongue

Also, I wouldn't mind learning to play the guitar. Big Grin

And, why not, master Japanese.

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