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13-03-2015, 05:39 PM
New-age Bullshit generator
Just for fun click on top to Reionize electrons Laugh out load

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

“The goal of ultrasonic energy is to plant the seeds of will rather than greed.”

“Understanding is the driver of coherence.”

“Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is joy.”

This sounds an awful lot like Q

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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13-03-2015, 05:53 PM
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"Eternal stillness shapes the progressive expansion of truth"

I actually kinda like how this one sounds. I gotta remember this line lol.
I think it is trying to say something like, do not seek the truth cuz the truth comes to those who let truth seek themselves!

"Emotional intelligence is the womb of sub empirical possibilities" _

...um.....what?


"The human nervous system embraces deep abstract beauty"

OMFG!

"God exists as subjective reality"

did I just win the internet?

"Freedom is a modality of potential energy" _

"Non-judgment is the foundation of your own happiness"


"The web of life serves a symphony of chaos"

last one!

"The mind is an ingredient of self-righteous neural networks" _


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13-03-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: New-age Bullshit generator
(13-03-2015 05:39 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Just for fun click on top to Reionize electrons Laugh out load

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

“The goal of ultrasonic energy is to plant the seeds of will rather than greed.”

“Understanding is the driver of coherence.”

“Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is joy.”

This sounds an awful lot like Q

It's how Deepak Chopra writes a speech.
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13-03-2015, 10:23 PM
RE: New-age Bullshit generator
(13-03-2015 05:39 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
“Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is joy.”
...

"Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is ... "

Keep clicking and you'll see this recurring theme (amongst others).

So far the essence of nature seems to be... Joy, energy, peace, presence, intuition etc.

You can't make this stuff up. No, wait!

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13-03-2015, 10:57 PM
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Fun stuff. Passion requires exploration.

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14-03-2015, 12:52 AM (This post was last modified: 14-03-2015 12:59 AM by pablo.)
RE: New-age Bullshit generator
"To walk the myth is to become one with it."
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14-03-2015, 12:57 AM
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"Inseparability is the driver of consciousness."


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14-03-2015, 01:01 AM
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"Wisdom is a constant."
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14-03-2015, 01:07 AM
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"The goal of four-dimensional superstructures is to plant the seeds of hope rather than turbulence." Angel

*best spoken in a Michael Jackson voice


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14-03-2015, 01:31 AM
RE: New-age Bullshit generator
My favorites:

"Yes, it is possible to exterminate the things that can disrupt us, but not without freedom on our side."

"Eons from now, we beings will self-actualize like never before as we are guided by the stratosphere."

"Soon there will be a deepening of stardust the likes of which the quantum matrix has never seen."
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