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24-04-2014, 06:19 PM
New astronomical sign of Jesus
A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

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24-04-2014, 08:04 PM
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(24-04-2014 06:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

I can't tell you how infuriating this shit is. I do astronomy and astrophotography by hobby and constantly am hearing people blab about how it's a biblical prophecy. I just roll my eyes and attempt to help them understand things a bit better. Fun fact: Solar eclipses happen more often than people think.

People going batshit crazy over it is no different than people saying that it's an evil wolf god and shouting at it will make it go away. Reference: Skoll the wolf.

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24-04-2014, 08:08 PM
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(24-04-2014 08:04 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(24-04-2014 06:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

I can't tell you how infuriating this shit is. I do astronomy and astrophotography by hobby and constantly am hearing people blab about how it's a biblical prophecy. I just roll my eyes and attempt to help them understand things a bit better. Fun fact: Solar eclipses happen more often than people think.

People going batshit crazy over it is no different than people saying that it's an evil wolf god and shouting at it will make it go away. Reference: Skoll the wolf.

Haha yeah, they are connecting it to the deadline of the Israel peace talks which takes place on the same day.

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24-04-2014, 08:51 PM
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(24-04-2014 06:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

When Jesus finally decides to humor them!
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24-04-2014, 08:54 PM
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(24-04-2014 08:51 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(24-04-2014 06:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

When Jesus finally decides to humor them!

They will be waiting a long time

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24-04-2014, 08:57 PM
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You know I wait for the prophecy that says, look a bear shit in a neighbor hood, that means Jesus is here. God damn why doesn't the bible make prophecies like give a date, time, and the order it is going to happen in? I know because that god will never exist.

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24-04-2014, 09:00 PM
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(24-04-2014 08:57 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  You know I wait for the prophecy that says, look a bear shit in a neighbor hood, that means Jesus is here. God damn why doesn't the bible make prophecies like give a date, time, and the order it is going to happen in? I know because that god will never exist.

I agree, bible prophecies are so vague.

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24-04-2014, 09:04 PM
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(24-04-2014 08:51 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(24-04-2014 06:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  A solar eclipse that is set to happen next week and can only be seen over Antartica and parts of Australia is bringing out the crazies as they are yelling end of the world, return of Jesus again. When will this ever stop Facepalm

When Jesus finally decides to humor them!

This gives me an idea for a massive world wide practical joke
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24-04-2014, 09:07 PM
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(24-04-2014 09:04 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  
(24-04-2014 08:51 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  When Jesus finally decides to humor them!

This gives me an idea for a massive world wide practical joke
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Lol care to explain?

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25-04-2014, 05:53 AM
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(24-04-2014 08:57 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  God damn why doesn't the bible make prophecies like give a date, time, and the order it is going to happen in?

Why? Because every time someone stupid like Harold Camping puts a date on it, it turns out to be wrong. That's the problem with demonstrably falsifiable assertions. Christianity exists to this day precisely because enough of it can't be tested. Bonus points for the Bible actually saying "Don't test the Lord your God".

It's the same reason YHWH stopped being a war god when the Romans controlled Jewish lands, and instead switched to being a god of peace and turning the other cheek. YHWH was demonstrably a pretty shitty war god at that point, and the Jews might have jettisoned the religion if it hadn't changed.
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