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30-01-2018, 05:52 PM
Nice try Aliza
Woman attempts to bring her emotional support peacock onto a United flight, gets denied.

www.businessinsider.com/united-denies-womans-attempt-to-bring-peacock-onto-flight-2018-1

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30-01-2018, 05:57 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
Did the peacock have a ticket?

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30-01-2018, 06:00 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 05:57 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Did the peacock have a ticket?

No, authorized emotional support animals fly free, the woman attempted to buy the peacock a ticket but the animal didn't meet guidelines including size and weight

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30-01-2018, 06:06 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:00 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(30-01-2018 05:57 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Did the peacock have a ticket?

No, authorized emotional support animals fly free, the woman attempted to buy the peacock a ticket but the animal didn't meet guidelines including size and weight

Size I can see if it's male - that tail takes up space. Weight - not applicable. Even big birds weigh little.

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30-01-2018, 06:09 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:06 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(30-01-2018 06:00 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  No, authorized emotional support animals fly free, the woman attempted to buy the peacock a ticket but the animal didn't meet guidelines including size and weight

Size I can see if it's male - that tail takes up space. Weight - not applicable. Even big birds weigh little.

Idk, that was United's reasoning.

Quote:United said in a statement to Business Insider: "This animal did not meet guidelines for a number of reasons, including its weight and size. We explained this to the customer on three separate occasions before she arrived at the airport."

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30-01-2018, 06:13 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:09 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(30-01-2018 06:06 PM)Dom Wrote:  Size I can see if it's male - that tail takes up space. Weight - not applicable. Even big birds weigh little.

Idk, that was United's reasoning.

Quote:United said in a statement to Business Insider: "This animal did not meet guidelines for a number of reasons, including its weight and size. We explained this to the customer on three separate occasions before she arrived at the airport."

Betcha what they didn't weigh him.

In reality, there is the poop factor. Birds are not able to control their poop.

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30-01-2018, 06:15 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 05:52 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Woman attempts to bring her emotional support peacock onto a United flight, gets denied.

www.businessinsider.com/united-denies-womans-attempt-to-bring-peacock-onto-flight-2018-1

Laugh out load OMG Aliza! We can't leave you alone for 10 seconds but what you and your peacock are getting into trouble. And don't deny it either because we're onto you, girl.



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30-01-2018, 06:21 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:13 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(30-01-2018 06:09 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Idk, that was United's reasoning.

Betcha what they didn't weigh him.

In reality, there is the poop factor. Birds are not able to control their poop.

That's true.

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30-01-2018, 06:23 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
You didn't want your peacock attacking passengers, you shouldn't'a forgot it's comfort food! Sleepy

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30-01-2018, 06:36 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:21 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(30-01-2018 06:13 PM)Dom Wrote:  Betcha what they didn't weigh him.

In reality, there is the poop factor. Birds are not able to control their poop.

That's true.

And, having owned peafowl, I can tell you that their poop is rather fowl, erm, foul.

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