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01-02-2018, 06:33 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(30-01-2018 06:23 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  You didn't want your peacock attacking passengers, you shouldn't'a forgot it's comfort food! Sleepy

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Good lord, don't feed it! Birds poop like five seconds after their first bite!

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01-02-2018, 10:37 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
This might be the last word...

United and other airlines are talking policy changes regarding animals on plans. United reported since they began allowing animals in the cabin a 75% increase of problems involving unruly and ill-tempered pets. Now people will proof from a mental health professional that the animal is needed. Proof the animal has been properly trained and a vet certificate that it’s current on shots and poses no health risk or conditions and poses no threat to safety and welfare to other passengers.

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/01/582529090...ing-planes


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02-02-2018, 03:38 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(01-02-2018 10:37 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Now people will proof from a mental health professional that the animal is needed. Proof the animal has been properly trained and a vet certificate that it’s current on shots and poses no health risk or conditions and poses no threat to safety and welfare to other passengers.
Now all we need is for someone to do all those checks on the passengers . . .

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02-02-2018, 04:46 PM
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Pawternity leave: pets at work

"When you have a child you have a right to maternity and paternity leave. You probably wouldn’t expect to get leave for a pet, even if you do feel that your dog is your baby. But some companies are now offering paid leave when they get a new dog – they’re calling it 'pawternity' leave."

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02-02-2018, 04:55 PM
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(02-02-2018 04:46 PM)Vera Wrote:  Pawternity leave: pets at work

"When you have a child you have a right to maternity and paternity leave. You probably wouldn’t expect to get leave for a pet, even if you do feel that your dog is your baby. But some companies are now offering paid leave when they get a new dog – they’re calling it 'pawternity' leave."

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02-02-2018, 05:14 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(02-02-2018 04:55 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(02-02-2018 04:46 PM)Vera Wrote:  Pawternity leave: pets at work

"When you have a child you have a right to maternity and paternity leave. You probably wouldn’t expect to get leave for a pet, even if you do feel that your dog is your baby. But some companies are now offering paid leave when they get a new dog – they’re calling it 'pawternity' leave."

Angel

I can't help but be reminded of the three-legged dog who walked into a bar and said "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." (works better said than read)

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02-02-2018, 05:38 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
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05-02-2018, 07:54 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(01-02-2018 10:37 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  This might be the last word...

United and other airlines are talking policy changes regarding animals on plans. United reported since they began allowing animals in the cabin a 75% increase of problems involving unruly and ill-tempered pets. Now people will proof from a mental health professional that the animal is needed. Proof the animal has been properly trained and a vet certificate that it’s current on shots and poses no health risk or conditions and poses no threat to safety and welfare to other passengers.

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/01/582529090...ing-planes

Doesn't help when a fellow passenger is deathly allergic to cat dander. Hobo

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05-02-2018, 10:24 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
(05-02-2018 07:54 PM)A. Secular Human Wrote:  
(01-02-2018 10:37 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  This might be the last word...

United and other airlines are talking policy changes regarding animals on plans. United reported since they began allowing animals in the cabin a 75% increase of problems involving unruly and ill-tempered pets. Now people will proof from a mental health professional that the animal is needed. Proof the animal has been properly trained and a vet certificate that it’s current on shots and poses no health risk or conditions and poses no threat to safety and welfare to other passengers.

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/01/582529090...ing-planes

Doesn't help when a fellow passenger is deathly allergic to cat dander. Hobo

I agree, but the counter argument to this is that passengers could be allergic to peanuts and they can't control it when a passenger whips out a jar of peanut butter and some pretzels. If you go on a plane, you're in an enclosed space with many different people any one of them could potentially be carrying someone else's allergen.

I seriously nearly killed a man with a spoonful of peanut butter. Confused
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05-02-2018, 10:28 PM
RE: Nice try Aliza
I'd be thrilled if people would just quit using perfume to the point of smelling like they bathed in it with their clothes on. Tears my allergies up. Elevator? Nope. Plane? Oh hell, at least on an elevator I can get off at the next floor.

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