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05-02-2014, 07:51 PM
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Were you ever teased?

Bullied by words?

I bet you were never called AIRCRAFT CARRIER NOSE

I bet your friends never told you they could build an AIRPORT ON YOUR FACE

I bet your friends never told you your nose was BIG ENOUGH TO BE AN AIRPLANE LANDING STRIP

I've also been called a parrot.

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Anyways, besides Hughsie being the fatty (before that even comes up, I call dibs on Tubs, Fatty, Chunky, Ugly, Lard, Carcass and Cellulite Diva) anyone want to share awful nicknames they were given during times of friendly or unfriendly misery in their lives?

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05-02-2014, 08:09 PM
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(05-02-2014 07:51 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Were you ever teased?

Bullied by words?

I bet you were never called AIRCRAFT CARRIER NOSE

I bet your friends never told you they could build an AIRPORT ON YOUR FACE

I bet your friends never told you your nose was BIG ENOUGH TO BE AN AIRPLANE LANDING STRIP

I've also been called a parrot.

Sadcryface

Anyways, besides Hughsie being the fatty (before that even comes up, I call dibs on Tubs, Fatty, Chunky, Ugly, Lard, Carcass and Cellulite Diva) anyone want to share awful nicknames they were given during times of friendly or unfriendly misery in their lives?

Smile

You did not just call me Cellulite Diva!!!

I was gonna tell you people in Alabama are stupid and that you're nose isn't even big (we snapchat enough for me to know this) but now I'm thinking perhaps I should just start calling you Aircraft Carrier Nose. Not because your nose is big, but because FUCK YOU!!! Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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05-02-2014, 08:10 PM
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(05-02-2014 08:09 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  You did not just call me Cellulite Diva!!!

I thought that was much nicer than "Big Fat Carcass" Big Grin
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05-02-2014, 08:11 PM
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(05-02-2014 08:10 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I thought that was much nicer than "Big Fat Carcass" Big Grin

Is it nicer than Pussyqueen? Wink

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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05-02-2014, 08:14 PM
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I never got called nasty names.
Not more then once anyway.

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05-02-2014, 08:16 PM
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(05-02-2014 08:14 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I never got called nasty names.
Not more then once anyway.

What happened to the one-timers?
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05-02-2014, 08:26 PM
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They learned a valuable lesson in target selection.

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05-02-2014, 08:54 PM
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Fuckin' muffs. Always all about the dick...

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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05-02-2014, 10:04 PM (This post was last modified: 07-09-2014 03:52 PM by Dom.)
RE: Nicknames: BUT NOT THE GOOD KIND
My name is actual top 3 boys names in '86... And in that order. And though I was never fond of the "Are you related to Sir Isaac Newton?" (how the fuck should I know?), I don't remember ever being called names by anyone who didn't like me. I will admit that the occasional "genius" was met with some concern that it might have been meant sarcastically, but *"no... I am totally a genius..."*.

I've heard "Sir Isaac Newton", which is responded to with; "He was kind of an autistic asshole..."

"Fahrvergn├╝gen" which gets; "I don't own a Volkswagen. And how is 'driving pleasure' relevant?" <--- Seriously, I've heard this one used mockingly and lovingly by two completely unrelated people. I'm certain neither knows its even German

"Fig Newton" <--- Most common by far ... But I mean, those things are really quite delicious.

Oh, I also got variations of crazy/psycho/mad throughout school, but I did act near completely insane throughout a good portion of my youth...
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06-02-2014, 04:02 AM
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(05-02-2014 08:54 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Fuckin' muffs. Always all about the dick...

wtf?
There was no dick in that post...

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