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25-04-2015, 12:25 PM
No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
I’m sure many of you have heard Ray Comforts.

If you lie. You’re a liar.

If you Steal. You’re a thief

If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Therefore god.

After I whipped the blood from my nose every time I hear this. I realizing it this is popping up in many other arguments now. Seeing how I feel it my come to my door step someday. I would like to hear people ideas for a good rebuttal?

I thought of
Have you ever driven a car? Then you’re a Racecar driver!
Have you ever played Basketball? Then you’re a Basketball Player!
Have you ever taken a woman out for dinner? Then you’re a Pimp!

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25-04-2015, 12:31 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Em...no!! If I look at my wife with lust, I'm a rapist? Our 33 year marriage can handle a bit of lust as well as love.

And if she looks at me with lust, what does that make her?
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25-04-2015, 12:36 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
If you have ever eaten food for any reason at all, your a glutton
If you have ever felt relaxed, you are a sloth
If you have ever become upset, you are guilty of wrath

Therefor god!

How was that?


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25-04-2015, 12:42 PM
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(25-04-2015 12:31 PM)jockmcdock Wrote:  
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Em...no!! If I look at my wife with lust, I'm a rapist? Our 33 year marriage can handle a bit of lust as well as love.

And if she looks at me with lust, what does that make her?

I've seen Ray respond to this one. When he's talking to woman he'll change it up and say Adultery. But normally he'll only use this on men because as we all know, in the bible woman are the MOST sinful.

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25-04-2015, 12:43 PM
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Erm, what?

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25-04-2015, 12:47 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  I’m sure many of you have heard Ray Comforts.

If you lie. You’re a liar.

If you Steal. You’re a thief

If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Therefore god.

After I whipped the blood from my nose every time I hear this. I realizing it this is popping up in many other arguments now. Seeing how I feel it my come to my door step someday. I would like to hear people ideas for a good rebuttal?

I thought of
Have you ever driven a car? Then you’re a Racecar driver!
Have you ever played Basketball? Then you’re a Basketball Player!
Have you ever taken a woman out for dinner? Then you’re a Pimp!

His arguement goes on to say that if you accept Christ then you're good to go. God is the judge and Jesus has taken the fall for you. He argues that we are all guilty.
The response is this:
So I am a thief and a liar and an adulter and if I accept Jesus I can be forgiven and get into heaven. Great! Now that I've accepted Jesus I can be as shitty a person I want. No consequences. Now gimme your fucking wallet or I'll cut your fucking head off!
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25-04-2015, 04:44 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
It was college night at the bar on Thursday....apparently I raped every hot young girl in there.
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25-04-2015, 05:07 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
So if play a total badass character with godlike powers and godlike armor in an RPG, does that mean that I'm a total badass character with godlike powers and godlike armor in real life? That's fucking awesome.

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25-04-2015, 05:12 PM
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(25-04-2015 05:07 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  So if play a total badass character with godlike powers and godlike armor in an RPG, does that mean that I'm a total badass character with godlike powers and godlike armor in real life? That's fucking awesome.

I just need to find that locked chest I left around here somewhere with the plasma rifle in it! Tongue

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25-04-2015, 05:15 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(25-04-2015 12:31 PM)jockmcdock Wrote:  
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Em...no!! If I look at my wife with lust, I'm a rapist? Our 33 year marriage can handle a bit of lust as well as love.

And if she looks at me with lust, what does that make her?

A woman you better hang on to. Tongue

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