No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
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02-08-2016, 10:39 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
If you eat a banana, you're a cocksucker.
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03-08-2016, 08:40 AM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(02-08-2016 07:32 PM)GoingUp Wrote:  
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Have you ever taken a woman out for dinner? Then you’re a Pimp!

If that's the case then I am the Supreme Deity of the Pimp Patrol!

Now bow down and worship my uber pimpness or else I will send you to the Pit of Pita, where you will drown in hot sauce for all eternity.

I have spoken. Fear me.

I mean it.

Do it!

Awww come on! Please? Just do it!

Okay pizza for everybody who worships me then!

Seriously ... free pizza.

Pizza anyone?

Hello?

Fuck ...

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03-08-2016, 10:47 AM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
Comfort now reckons the banana thing was just a joke from day one. I call bullshit on that.

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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03-08-2016, 11:13 AM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(03-09-2015 06:22 AM)Tomasia Wrote:  
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Have you ever driven a car? Then you’re a Racecar driver!
Have you ever played Basketball? Then you’re a Basketball Player!
Have you ever taken a woman out for dinner? Then you’re a Pimp!

Not to be a defender of the Banana man, but this doesn't work.

A race car driver is not someone who merely drives a car, but someone who races them professionally.

Where as liar is someone who tells lies. And a thief is someone who stole something.

If I tell my wife that I only ate vegetables today, and she found out that all the cookies are gone, she would be accurate to call me a liar.

If I stole a candy bar from the grocery store, the shop owner would be correct in calling me a thief.

Why the different thresholds? If you have to be a professional to be a race car driver, why don't you have to be a professional thief to be called a thief? Your double standard condemns nearly everyone for ethical transgressions, but acclaims almost no one for laudable accomplishments.

If you successfully perform the Heimlich maneuver once, are you a lifesaver? Is that a permanent attribute, so a 90 year old who did that once in her 20s is still a lifesaver 60+ years later?

I think these lines you are drawing are too flexible to really affirm as true. A compulsive shoplifter who gets psychiatric care and loses that compulsion is a different sort of person than a professional currency trader who profits from devaluing an entire national economy. The former is a recovering patient whose symptoms are criminalized. The latter is a grand-scale pirate whose actions are legal and celebrated. Which one is a thief? Both? Neither?

Your lines are your judgments imposed on others, not any kind of divine truth. It's all you.
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03-08-2016, 11:46 AM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(03-08-2016 10:47 AM)SYZ Wrote:  Comfort now reckons the banana thing was just a joke from day one. I call bullshit on that.

he bullshitted so now hes a bullshitter
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03-08-2016, 11:52 AM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
How long till we find out he's been diddling the little girls/boys/barnyard animals???????


Shitheads like him usually are doing some seriously closeted stuff.............

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03-08-2016, 12:00 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
My question is: Does he sincerely believe his own bullshit?

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03-08-2016, 12:08 PM
RE: No Comfort from Ray. (Banana Man)
(02-08-2016 07:59 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(25-04-2015 12:25 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  I’m sure many of you have heard Ray Comforts.

If you lie. You’re a liar.

If you Steal. You’re a thief

If you look at a woman with Lust. Then you’re a Rapist!

Therefore god.

After I whipped the blood from my nose every time I hear this. I realizing it this is popping up in many other arguments now. Seeing how I feel it my come to my door step someday. I would like to hear people ideas for a good rebuttal?

I thought of
Have you ever driven a car? Then you’re a Racecar driver!
Have you ever played Basketball? Then you’re a Basketball Player!
Have you ever taken a woman out for dinner? Then you’re a Pimp!

Have you ever taken a dump? Then you're a shit. Smile

Laugh out load You may be on a lot of drugs Banjo but you make much more sense than Banana Man.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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