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19-03-2012, 11:50 AM
 
RE: No True Scotsman
(19-03-2012 11:38 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 10:07 AM)Denicio Wrote:  Yeah, behind our backs they'd murmer the word "Backslidden" as they spoke about us and shook their heads like a dissapointed parent. We'd just end up with the nosebleed seats at the Holy Ghost/Nokia Stadium when watching 'JC and the Sunshine Band'!!!

Don't forget Tim Tebow leading the choir!

Maybe Petra will play a few of their old hits as well!

Well then, let me FREAK you the Fuck out dear Mr Erx!

One of my closer pals is the FORMER lead singer of Christians Rock Elite! The band...HOLY SOLDIER! The singer, a former memphian..Steven Patrick!

I worked with his 1st christian rock band back in 1987, he left us to go to LA to get signed to Holy Soldier. He left them and back in 2006ish he came to my studio to hang out, he heard a music track (song with no lyrics or melody) and loved it..and wanted to write a 'Christian Hotel California' type of song. Even though i was an atheist, i could care less about the message. The song was finished and never was released. He recently discovered there is STILL a huge fan base for him, so he reached out and asked me to make a cheap/fast video for the song. Here is what i came up with.

Enjoy!!
PS..if it leads you back to the lord....i am truly sorry!!!!!

So..............

For your amusement...here is "La Dreama Cantina". I wrote this bugger, played all the guitars, bass guitar, produced and engineered it in my private recording studio.
Turn it up LOUD!!!!!!! And bang your head!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSphVhbTvA

So as a full blown outspoken atheist..i still meddle in the christian rock industry. Hell last year i finished up 2 gospel CD's!!! HA!!

Baby Xenu be Praised!

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19-03-2012, 12:00 PM
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Freaking Awesome!
I was a fan of Holy Soldier. They ranked up there with Bride and Stryper.
Hell, maybe we need a Christian Rock thread!






PS...I love the Dusk To Dawn imagery. Nice touch!

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19-03-2012, 12:06 PM
 
RE: No True Scotsman
(19-03-2012 12:00 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Freaking Awesome!
I was a fan of Holy Soldier. They ranked up there with Bride and Stryper.
Hell, maybe we need a Christian Rock thread!



No sarcasm when i say this..but the Christian Record Labels and Managment companies were even more cut throat and slimy than just good ole Geffen, Warner and the likes. They used the Christian angle as a way to scam folks even more.

Steven is WAY cool, but the boys in Holy Soldier are complete and total asses..in the name of the lord!

Holy Soldiers manager, Daryn Hinton, is the gal that PUT Stryper on the map.
That gal is a hard working promotion machine. Oddly, Holy Soldier's early stage sets were old Stryper stuff...just repainted!

That first Holy Soldier record won a shitload of Dove awards! Their video was banned from MTV too.

But what the hell do i know, right? Cuz i was NEVER a TRUE Scotsman! I lied to myself and those around me for years and years with my Kilts and Faux Scotsman ways.
(19-03-2012 12:06 PM)Denicio Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:00 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Freaking Awesome!
I was a fan of Holy Soldier. They ranked up there with Bride and Stryper.
Hell, maybe we need a Christian Rock thread!



No sarcasm when i say this..but the Christian Record Labels and Managment companies were even more cut throat and slimy than just good ole Geffen, Warner and the likes. They used the Christian angle as a way to scam folks even more.

Steven is WAY cool, but the boys in Holy Soldier are complete and total asses..in the name of the lord!

Holy Soldiers manager, Daryn Hinton, is the gal that PUT Stryper on the map.
That gal is a hard working promotion machine. Oddly, Holy Soldier's early stage sets were old Stryper stuff...just repainted!

That first Holy Soldier record won a shitload of Dove awards! Their video was banned from MTV too.

But what the hell do i know, right? Cuz i was NEVER a TRUE Scotsman! I lied to myself and those around me for years and years with my Kilts and Faux Scotsman ways.


And to amuse you EVEN MORE...here is a video of Steven, his brother and I in a band. I am the shirtless scrawny bass player in the video (red guitar). What i'd give to have that 29" waist again and all that hair!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBPL9aIm...ature=plcp

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuU4l6we...re=related
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19-03-2012, 12:11 PM
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4 Pages into a thread with the word Scotsman in the title, and not a single joke from Erx or Hughsie about alcoholism... You guys are slacking....

Behold the power of the force!
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19-03-2012, 12:15 PM
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(19-03-2012 12:11 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  4 Pages into a thread with the word Scotsman in the title, and not a single joke from Erx or Hughsie about alcoholism... You guys are slacking....

I was waiting for you and your kilt to show up before wasting any good jokes. Big Grin



Denicio...if you turn back to Jesus, maybe he'll make your waistline smaller.

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19-03-2012, 12:16 PM
 
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(19-03-2012 12:15 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Denicio...if you turn back to Jesus, maybe he'll make your waistline smaller.


That WOULD be a Miracle!
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19-03-2012, 12:23 PM
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(19-03-2012 12:06 PM)Denicio Wrote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBPL9aIm...ature=plcp

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuU4l6we...re=related

I liked the line about continuing wit countless drummers....How Spinal Tap-esque of you. Big Grin


EDIT: Denicio, there is no way you were ever a true Christian with that ungodly long hair.

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19-03-2012, 12:35 PM
 
RE: No True Scotsman
(19-03-2012 12:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:06 PM)Denicio Wrote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBPL9aIm...ature=plcp

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuU4l6we...re=related

I liked the line about continuing wit countless drummers....How Spinal Tap-esque of you. Big Grin


EDIT: Denicio, there is no way you were ever a true Christian with that ungodly long hair.

Erxomai…see THAT is where you are WRONG, fella!

You see, in my sect where we read from the newly translated “Denicidican” bible, where i fixed a few tricky things, edited others out and pulled from the book of Mary Magdline, The Gospel of Matthew, The Book of The Dude and Hustler letters (1985 thru 1996 only) you will clearly see in the book of Larry Flint, Chapter 34 verse 12 it states “A man, being of young age and full of musical ambition can indeed weareth the locks of long flowing blonde hair if it’s to spread the glorious message. He can also be tattooed and playeth of a 4 string guitar with fat strings, forever known from this point forward as a BASS guitar and whosoever shalt playeth upon this bass shall have a thunderous sound”
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19-03-2012, 01:06 PM
RE: No True Scotsman
(19-03-2012 12:35 PM)Denicio Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:06 PM)Denicio Wrote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBPL9aIm...ature=plcp

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuU4l6we...re=related

I liked the line about continuing wit countless drummers....How Spinal Tap-esque of you. Big Grin


EDIT: Denicio, there is no way you were ever a true Christian with that ungodly long hair.

Erxomai…see THAT is where you are WRONG, fella!

You see, in my sect where we read from the newly translated “Denicidican” bible, where i fixed a few tricky things, edited others out and pulled from the book of Mary Magdline, The Gospel of Matthew, The Book of The Dude and Hustler letters (1985 thru 1996 only) you will clearly see in the book of Larry Flint, Chapter 34 verse 12 it states “A man, being of young age and full of musical ambition can indeed weareth the locks of long flowing blonde hair if it’s to spread the glorious message. He can also be tattooed and playeth of a 4 string guitar with fat strings, forever known from this point forward as a BASS guitar and whosoever shalt playeth upon this bass shall have a thunderous sound”

I think Egor should consider placing this important work in his translation.
Big Grin

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19-03-2012, 01:28 PM
 
RE: No True Scotsman
(19-03-2012 01:06 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:35 PM)Denicio Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 12:06 PM)Denicio Wrote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBPL9aIm...ature=plcp

and this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuU4l6we...re=related

I liked the line about continuing wit countless drummers....How Spinal Tap-esque of you. Big Grin


EDIT: Denicio, there is no way you were ever a true Christian with that ungodly long hair.

Erxomai…see THAT is where you are WRONG, fella!

You see, in my sect where we read from the newly translated “Denicidican” bible, where i fixed a few tricky things, edited others out and pulled from the book of Mary Magdline, The Gospel of Matthew, The Book of The Dude and Hustler letters (1985 thru 1996 only) you will clearly see in the book of Larry Flint, Chapter 34 verse 12 it states “A man, being of young age and full of musical ambition can indeed weareth the locks of long flowing blonde hair if it’s to spread the glorious message. He can also be tattooed and playeth of a 4 string guitar with fat strings, forever known from this point forward as a BASS guitar and whosoever shalt playeth upon this bass shall have a thunderous sound”

I think Egor should consider placing this important work in his translation.
Big Grin

Ahh, he's only a second rate hack. I got the REAL translation from the REAL sources cuz a feeling i have tells me so. Everytime i touch this special place of inspiration i get all kinds of feelings about religion and purpose.

The Apostle Steve Martin spoke about similar things too. In his letter..known as 2nd Jerk, chapter 2 verse twelve he speaks about "My Speical Purpose" and the Saint Patty who helped show him his Special Purpose!
Lucky for us, we have video of this blessed event.
Start watching at about 1:50 to see Saint Patty reveal the Special Purpose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJA6WRpvlg

Saint Patty be Praised!

My translation is the ONLY true translation! All others are hogwash.
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