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11-05-2013, 05:36 PM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2013 02:06 PM by TheGulegon.)
No books, music, movies, or games. Just Funny
I'm lazy, so forgive me if there's allready a thread somewhere for this. If not then...from Red Skelton to Red Fox, Don Rickles to Moms Mabley, Bill Hicks to George Carlin, Richard Pryor to Martin Lawrence, or a Jonathan Winters / Robin Williams improv to a Smother's Brothers duo, post it here maybe? Everybody needs a laugh now & then.

Now before you get started I feel obligated to apologize for this guy in saying that he came from the 80's, when there were actually people who believed you could get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat that'd last been used by a gay man. Stupid, I know!! But if you shouldn't (and I believe this) take the N-Bomb out of HuckFin, then you can't take the raunch out of Sam's stand up!! I'm sure there's a Lesbian that can burst out laughing when a man-friend says "OMG you dyke Tongue ", or a big black guy who has a smile put on his face when his skinny white friend says "wuts up Nee-GRO Rolleyes", and you can call me a loser, skinhead looken cracker bitch if ya want Hobo But just take a deep breath, turn your "I can't believe you just said that" radar off, and laugh. But I decided on this guy because he was once a hellfire'd up preacher before comedian. Obviously not a deconvert, but good enough for me Big Grin


!!WARNING!! Sam Kinison's stand up can, and WILL, offend anyone, anytime, anywhere.....ah....ohh..OOOHHHHHH






aww come on. Just stick around long enough to hear why Jesus wouldn't come back Big Grin Bout 20 minutes in Sad

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11-05-2013, 08:44 PM
RE: No books, music, movies, or games. Just Funny
Carol Burnett outtakes. In this one Tim Conway won't let them get through the sketch and they're trying not to laugh...I have tears coming down my eyes everytime I see it.




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11-05-2013, 10:14 PM
RE: No books, music, movies, or games. Just Funny
Louis C.K. All the way.









This one, I think, is the perfect analogy for arguing the definition of "Atheism" with a hard-headed believer:




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12-05-2013, 12:32 AM
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One of the funniest men around...




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12-05-2013, 02:16 PM
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Experiment time Big Grin Make sure your speach is like this guys all day long, except when you lose it, and crack up laughing! Count the odd/"they're not right" looks you get Hobo




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12-05-2013, 06:51 PM
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12-05-2013, 06:56 PM
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(11-05-2013 05:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I'm lazy, so forgive me if there's allready a thread somewhere for this. If not then...from Red Skelton to Red Fox, Don Rickles to Moms Mabley, Bill Hicks to George Carlin, Richard Pryor to Martin Lawrence, or a Jonathan Winters / Robin Williams improv to a Smother's Brothers duo, post it here maybe? Everybody needs a laugh now & then.

Now before you get started I feel obligated to apologize for this guy in saying that he came from the 80's, when there were actually people who believed you could get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat that'd last been used by a gay man. Stupid, I know!! But if you shouldn't (and I believe this) take the N-Bomb out of HuckFin, then you can't take the raunch out of Sam's stand up!! I'm sure there's a Lesbian that can burst out laughing when a man-friend says "OMG you dyke Tongue ", or a big black guy who has a smile put on his face when his skinny white friend says "wuts up Nee-GRO Rolleyes", and you can call me a loser, skinhead looken cracker bitch if ya want Hobo But just take a deep breath, turn your "I can't believe you just said that" radar off, and laugh. But I decided on this guy because he was once a hellfire'd up preacher before comedian. Obviously not a deconvert, but good enough for me Big Grin


!!WARNING!! Sam Kinison's stand up can, and WILL, offend anyone, anytime, anywhere.....ah....ohh..OOOHHHHHH






aww come on. Just stick around long enough to hear why Jesus wouldn't come back Big Grin Bout 20 minutes in Sad

I always liked Kinison. Part of the reason is that he didn't discriminate...he blasted EVERYONE. He could be really funny, very wrong, but still very funny.

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12-05-2013, 07:33 PM
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(12-05-2013 06:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(11-05-2013 05:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I'm lazy, so forgive me if there's allready a thread somewhere for this. If not then...from Red Skelton to Red Fox, Don Rickles to Moms Mabley, Bill Hicks to George Carlin, Richard Pryor to Martin Lawrence, or a Jonathan Winters / Robin Williams improv to a Smother's Brothers duo, post it here maybe? Everybody needs a laugh now & then.

Now before you get started I feel obligated to apologize for this guy in saying that he came from the 80's, when there were actually people who believed you could get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat that'd last been used by a gay man. Stupid, I know!! But if you shouldn't (and I believe this) take the N-Bomb out of HuckFin, then you can't take the raunch out of Sam's stand up!! I'm sure there's a Lesbian that can burst out laughing when a man-friend says "OMG you dyke Tongue ", or a big black guy who has a smile put on his face when his skinny white friend says "wuts up Nee-GRO Rolleyes", and you can call me a loser, skinhead looken cracker bitch if ya want Hobo But just take a deep breath, turn your "I can't believe you just said that" radar off, and laugh. But I decided on this guy because he was once a hellfire'd up preacher before comedian. Obviously not a deconvert, but good enough for me Big Grin


!!WARNING!! Sam Kinison's stand up can, and WILL, offend anyone, anytime, anywhere.....ah....ohh..OOOHHHHHH






aww come on. Just stick around long enough to hear why Jesus wouldn't come back Big Grin Bout 20 minutes in Sad

I always liked Kinison. Part of the reason is that he didn't discriminate...he blasted EVERYONE. He could be really funny, very wrong, but still very funny.

Yeah Smile At the time I was listening to this often I still had "faith" in something "up there", and was also angry at both God, ....and women Blush This became my anthem for awhile Undecided I still can't help laugh at the Devil offering the married guy a job in Hell as a tour guide Big Grin

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13-05-2013, 06:36 PM
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Anyone who tells you Jay Leno, or David Letterman could hold a candle to the brilliance that was Johnny Carson are, respectfully, WRONG! Tongue
Consider Have you ever seen a native american blush Blush ....in BLACK N WHITE?? Shocking Big Grin



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14-05-2013, 10:56 AM
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You HAD to have seen this coming.




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