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04-04-2014, 01:47 PM
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So, um, I really love and crave coffee, but I haven't slept in like, two days... and I'm about to meet a really attractive chick at a coffee shop and just drink, like, water...

If I have coffee, I will definitely just ravage her in front of everyone else at Starbucks... I'll probably get arrested and become a registered sex offender and shit!


But I really want some fucking coffee! Weeping


Wait... what would happen if I drank a Red Bull right now?

Nevermind, terrible idea, totally not going to do it...
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04-04-2014, 01:53 PM
RE: No coffee for me! But I want coffee!
(04-04-2014 01:47 PM)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:  So, um, I really love and crave coffee, but I haven't slept in like, two days... and I'm about to meet a really attractive chick at a coffee shop and just drink, like, water...

If I have coffee, I will definitely just ravage her in front of everyone else at Starbucks... I'll probably get arrested and become a registered sex offender and shit!


But I really want some fucking coffee! Weeping


Wait... what would happen if I drank a Red Bull right now?

Nevermind, terrible idea, totally not going to do it...

Bad idea drinking red bull if your avoiding caffeine its like 50% caffeine

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04-04-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: No coffee for me! But I want coffee!
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04-04-2014, 02:04 PM
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need moar coffee myself

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04-04-2014, 02:09 PM
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I'm like Captain Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager)...



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04-04-2014, 02:12 PM
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(04-04-2014 02:04 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  [Image: h484C5B52]

need moar coffee myself

And a heart attack Tongue
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04-04-2014, 02:20 PM
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(04-04-2014 02:04 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  [Image: h484C5B52]

need moar coffee myself

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04-04-2014, 11:10 PM
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I once poured an energy drink into coffee. I wasted perfectly good coffee and perfectly good energy drink. Sad

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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04-04-2014, 11:21 PM
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(04-04-2014 11:10 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I once poured an energy drink into coffee. I wasted perfectly good coffee and perfectly good energy drink. Sad
I once had too much caffeine at a support group for gay youth at the local Universal Unitarian Church... and I almost took off my shirt when they played "Hot in Here" by Nelly, and then I proceeded to make out with my girlfriend's (gay male) friend...

She was so MAD about it, jeez... Angel
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04-04-2014, 11:31 PM
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Apparently (if the sports news is anything to go by lately) if you take sleeping pills and energy drink you'll trip balls.

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