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15-02-2011, 06:59 AM
 
RE: No sceptics in heaven
LOL!

Yeah, I don't know Jesus so why would I want to spend eternity hanging out with him? Sounds like when you were are a child and there was that kid down the street with no friends but had lots of toys so you hung out with him/her. Tongue 72 virgins sounds WAY better! Although it really wouldn't take long to go through 72 during an eternity. I don't know how they came up with that number. Rolleyes
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15-02-2011, 07:47 AM
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Quote:72 virgins sounds WAY better!
Too bad you don't get to choose their gender. Wink
Quote:I don't know how they came up with that number.
Don't you know the bargain joke?

-I wan't 100 virgins.
--You'll get 50.
-90!
--60!
-80!
--65, last offer!
-72, it's a deal!

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15-02-2011, 11:51 AM
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Why 72 virgins ?
Why 72 whores - I mean they have more experience, no ? Tongue

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15-02-2011, 12:20 PM
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Quote:Why 72 whores - I mean they have more experience, no ? Tongue
Ever heard of STDs?

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15-02-2011, 01:20 PM
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(15-02-2011 11:51 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  Why virgins ?
I've always wondered that myself. Has something to do with lack of realism I think.

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15-02-2011, 02:44 PM
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(15-02-2011 12:20 PM)Kikko Wrote:  
Quote:Why 72 whores - I mean they have more experience, no ? Tongue
Ever heard of STDs?

There are STDs in heaven ? So what , I mean , what happened to eternal life ? Tongue

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15-02-2011, 03:59 PM (This post was last modified: 15-02-2011 04:06 PM by Observer.)
RE: No sceptics in heaven
(14-02-2011 11:50 AM)The_observer Wrote:  It reminds me a bit of Pat Condell on YouTube who rants about "trying to sell him an invisible car".
I found that Invisible car video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M114bK4qa...re=related
I love this guy... He's a funny, witty, foul mouthed, asshole of a man spewing words like a runaway machine-gun on a tripod who has the looks of a mild mannered tea slurping Brit . He is everything I am not, but always dreamed to be.

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15-02-2011, 05:19 PM
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I'm not exactly a PatCondel fan. He started out great but nowadays he's almost an Islamophobe and targets them almost exclusively in his rants.
At times he just goes a bit too far in my opinion - that's all.

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15-02-2011, 11:37 PM
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(15-02-2011 02:44 PM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  There are STDs in heaven ? So what , I mean , what happened to eternal life ? Tongue

You still get eternal life, but with an STD that makes you feel like you are pissing razor blades twice a day. Glory at the highest. Tongue

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16-02-2011, 12:14 AM
RE: No sceptics in heaven
(15-02-2011 07:47 AM)Kikko Wrote:  
Quote:72 virgins sounds WAY better!
Too bad you don't get to choose their gender. Wink
Quote:I don't know how they came up with that number.
Don't you know the bargain joke?

-I wan't 100 virgins.
--You'll get 50.
-90!
--60!
-80!
--65, last offer!
-72, it's a deal!

Mr. Deity just released a video with this joke in it. The kicker was "What he doesn't know is that the 72 virgins are 72 nuns."
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