Nobody tells me anything
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
28-07-2015, 03:02 AM
Nobody tells me anything
On the way home this afternoon I picked up some Chinese food. Pretty good but a bit spicy. It came with a fortune cookie. Cookie was kind of chewy.

Why didn't somebody tell me there was a piece of paper inside it?

Sapere aude
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes f stop's post
28-07-2015, 03:24 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
My son had one the other day without one in it. He started crying.

"If there's a single thing that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so." - Lev Grossman
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-07-2015, 05:01 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
So he had no future, or merely a future with no fortune?

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Hafnof's post
28-07-2015, 05:26 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 03:02 AM)f stop Wrote:  On the way home this afternoon I picked up some Chinese food. Pretty good but a bit spicy. It came with a fortune cookie. Cookie was kind of chewy.

Why didn't somebody tell me there was a piece of paper inside it?

Your fortune has my sincerest condolences, F Stop.

As a person who has never in memory eaten Chinese food, let alone the customary fortune cookies, I thought it was common knowledge that they held a piece of paper in them.

I mean, I see it displayed in movies and other various media all the time...

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-07-2015, 05:34 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything



Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-07-2015, 05:58 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 03:24 AM)Nurse Wrote:  My son had one the other day without one in it. He started crying.

That's as good a reason to cry as any. I have a coworker who seems to always find the cookie with no fortune in it. How he does so without breaking down is beyond me.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes RobbyPants's post
28-07-2015, 06:02 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 05:58 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I have a coworker who seems to always find the cookie with no fortune in it.

That's unfortunate...

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like morondog's post
28-07-2015, 06:07 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 06:02 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 05:58 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I have a coworker who seems to always find the cookie with no fortune in it.

That's unfortunate...

It's an interesting talent for sure, but I don't see any future in it.

Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
America July 4 1776 - November 8 2016 RIP
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes unfogged's post
28-07-2015, 06:11 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 06:07 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 06:02 AM)morondog Wrote:  That's unfortunate...

It's an interesting talent for sure, but I don't see any future in it.

Is that your prophessional opinion?

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like morondog's post
28-07-2015, 06:28 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 06:11 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 06:07 AM)unfogged Wrote:  It's an interesting talent for sure, but I don't see any future in it.

Is that your prophessional opinion?

Yes, there's just no prophet in it at all.

Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
America July 4 1776 - November 8 2016 RIP
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like unfogged's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: