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28-07-2015, 06:30 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 06:28 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 06:11 AM)morondog Wrote:  Is that your prophessional opinion?

Yes, there's just no prophet in it at all.

Is an atheist church considered a non-prophet organization??

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I'm a double atheist. I don't believe in your god or your politician.
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28-07-2015, 06:32 AM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 06:30 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 06:28 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Yes, there's just no prophet in it at all.

Is an atheist church considered a non-prophet organization??

The prophets all left due to unforeseen circumstances.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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28-07-2015, 12:30 PM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 03:02 AM)f stop Wrote:  On the way home this afternoon I picked up some Chinese food. Pretty good but a bit spicy. It came with a fortune cookie. Cookie was kind of chewy.

Why didn't somebody tell me there was a piece of paper inside it?

''Fortune'' cookies have printed ''fortunes'' inside them. That's the whole point.
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28-07-2015, 12:57 PM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
Are you sure you weren't chewing on one of these? Consider

[Image: ate-silica_zpsvebrx0sg.jpg]

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28-07-2015, 01:13 PM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 12:57 PM)pablo Wrote:  Are you sure you weren't chewing on one of these? Consider

[Image: ate-silica_zpsvebrx0sg.jpg]

The quotations make it seem like they're being sarcastic. I think it wants me to eat it.Drooling

Maybe if you actually eat the fortune it becomes true. Never worked any of the other ways. Sometimes the things aren't even a fortune, I'm still puzzled by one my friends in High School were puzzled by which was just a random comment about if winter is long how late will spring be?

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28-07-2015, 01:19 PM
RE: Nobody tells me anything
(28-07-2015 01:13 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 12:57 PM)pablo Wrote:  Are you sure you weren't chewing on one of these? Consider

[Image: ate-silica_zpsvebrx0sg.jpg]

The quotations make it seem like they're being sarcastic. I think it wants me to eat it.Drooling

Maybe if you actually eat the fortune it becomes true. Never worked any of the other ways. Sometimes the things aren't even a fortune, I'm still puzzled by one my friends in High School were puzzled by which was just a random comment about if winter is long how late will spring be?

Maybe Autumn just ended early?

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28-07-2015, 01:23 PM
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(28-07-2015 01:19 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 01:13 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  The quotations make it seem like they're being sarcastic. I think it wants me to eat it.Drooling

Maybe if you actually eat the fortune it becomes true. Never worked any of the other ways. Sometimes the things aren't even a fortune, I'm still puzzled by one my friends in High School were puzzled by which was just a random comment about if winter is long how late will spring be?

Maybe Autumn just ended early?

I think this was is, "If winter comes, can spring be far behind?"

That's not even a fortune; maybe afterall fstop was saved from seeing such a falsely proclaimed message. It also could have been:

[Image: tumblr_ls2a5fO4lk1qg5l1ao1_500.jpg]

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